My Pinoy Humor Blog

Lolo's Walk on the Wild Side

2012-01-26T09:13:00.000-05:00

Emergency Room.

It's more fun in the Philippines!

If Looks Could Kill

2012-01-22T09:02:00.001-05:00

Kung Mangarap Ka't 'Di Magising

Kung Hei Fat Choi!

2012-01-20T09:08:00.000-05:00

HELP MindaNOW

2012-01-13T07:08:00.003-05:00

HELP MindaNOW! January 15, 2012, 7pm, Mink Bar & Lounge

Will be hosted by Mr. Joji Isla and Ms. Jackie Castillejo-Guingona. Performances by: Miriam Pantig, Angelica del Carmen, Divo Bayer, Vivorah la Vivorah, Zen Von Niora, Sammy Dehitta, The Emoticons Band Sf, Sisa, Jurimiko and many more.

What’s Your Bumper Sticker Philosophy?

2012-01-10T23:43:00.001-05:00

"I Lift Things Up And Put Them Down"
Bumper stickers for the month of January.

Heto naman ang mga sticky bumper stickers naten last year.

Leftist Bumper Stickers

Tree Hugger

Me branch pala sila sa US of A.

Feminist or Man Hater?

Narcissistic environmentalist?

Heto ang payborit ko sa lahat.

Biglang prenong nakakangilo ang bumulabog sa katahimikan ng aming barangay sabay malakas na galabog. Uy fender bender! Syempre pa naki-uzi si Pinoy. Lakas ng tawa ko ng makita ko ang bumper sticker noong nakabanga. Ha ha ha, nag-left turn na hindi nag-slow down ang bugoy. Ayan chaos, panic & disorder tuloy siya. Ha ha ha!

It’s more pun in the Philippines!

2012-01-06T08:52:00.000-05:00

orig photo by R R Aquino via hay! men!

Goodbye Little Angel

2012-01-04T09:05:00.000-05:00

Heavenly Father, Creator of all things, thank you for having entrusted us with a loyal friend. Thank you for letting her teach us unselfish love. Thank you for the memories that we can recall to brighten our days for the rest of our lives. Finally, in gratitude, we return our Picabo to you.

PINOY'S NEW YEAR'S EVE BLAST OFF

2011-12-31T11:45:00.003-05:00

Masagang bagong 2012 na sa ating bayang magiliw. Dito po sa aming barangay ay tanghali ng disperas pala lang. Maraming salamat sa lahat ng tumangkilik ng ating munting "My Pinoy Humor Blog". HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Gat Jose Rizal, Pambansang Bayani ng Pilipinas

2011-12-30T18:04:00.001-05:00

"He who does not know how to look back at where he came from will never get to his destination."

"Ang hindi marunong lumingon sa pinangalingan ay hindi makakarating sa paroroonan." - Gat Jose Rizal

Rizal Day parade in Luneta 1905. Stereoview photo published in 1907 by the H.C. White 3-D Company in Vermont, USA. 3D animation by Pinoy Humor Blog.

Si Gat Jose Rizal ay ang pambansang bayani ng Pilipinas, isinilang noong ika 19 ng Hunyo ng taong 1861, sa bayan ng Calamba, Laguna.

Gloria Arroyo's official Christmas Card

2011-12-22T09:55:00.000-05:00

Dead Na Si Kulot!

2011-12-19T23:55:00.000-05:00

North Korea's official news agency reported Monday that North Korean dictator Kim Jung Il has died at the age of 69. Experts in the State Department say he could be replaced by his son, Menta Li Ill.

Top Ten Things You Should Know About Kim Jong Un (김정일) by David Letterman

10- “People” magazine named him Sexiest Kim Jong Alive

9- At the age of 9, he was taller than his father

8- Enjoys wearing plaid shirts

7- Throws left, tortures right

6- Has skeletons in his closet — not secrets, actual skeletons

5- Says he’s super-psyched and ready to bring it

4- Was a finalist to replace Max Weinberg as Conan’s band leader

3- Has a rock-hard set of abs, which he calls “The Detonation”

2- Wants to convert the Yongbyon nuclear facility to a Cheesecake Factory

1- Currently dating Lindsay Lohan

Celebrate Christmas With Greasy Fingers and Friends

2011-12-18T22:44:00.000-05:00

Pamasko Noche Buena para sa mga tacky, teklesa, greasy friends ninyo. Pininger - licking Good

Ibat-ibang version ng Caintaky Fried Chicken ang ginagawa naten tuwing pasko. Ito po ang latest print ads naten. Meri Pasko sa inyung lahat!

Pinoy's Modern Salawikain

2011-12-08T07:00:00.001-05:00

Bakit kaya may mga tao na straw?

Sipsip na, plastic pa!

Lintek lang ang walang ganti!

Don't get mad, get even.

What goes around, comes around.

Battle of the Armpit Testicles 2

2011-12-06T10:53:00.001-05:00

Maria Venus Raj vs Tyra Banks vs Victoria Beckham

Maria Venus Raj

Begging for a major-major Photoshop.

Taray esteTyra Banks

Victoria Beckham

Sa bagay mas makinis ang betlog este kilikili ni Posh Spice kesa ke Tyra. Yung ke Raj para yatang walang hangin. The winner is.... Posh Spice! (not photoshopped, walang daya yan.)

Face Time with Santa at Apple Store

2011-12-04T20:02:00.001-05:00

As seen in our local Apple Store's front window display, nagcha-chatchatan po sina Santa atsaka ang mga Elf using Face Time. Sa ibaba naman ang secret kung bakit pirming rosy cheeks si Santa Claus. Maligayang Pasko sa mga OFW na nawalay sa kanilang mahal sa buhay ngayong kapaskohan. Sana makauwi kayo sa susunod na Pasko.

Happy Black Friday?

2011-11-25T08:19:00.001-05:00

“Buy, buy, says the sign in the shop window;

Why, why, says the junk in the yard” - Paul McCartney

Mang Tomas Roast Turkey

2011-11-23T17:48:00.001-05:00

Kung merong Thanksgiving sa La Loma e baka ganire ang scene kina Mang Tomas. Happy Thanksgiving folks at taos pusong pakikiramay naman sa mga pabo.

EXCLUSIVE: Unpublished Gloria Arroyo's Mug Shots

2011-11-21T15:18:00.001-05:00

Wa epek pala ang neck surgical operation ni exPGMA. Baket kanyo?
Click lang po ke Aling Gloria Arroyo's pa-cute neck brace.

upadate: umikot na po sa facebook atsaka sa pinoy email 'tong mug shot naten. pero baket naman binura yung watermark naten. pasaway talaga, kaya po binago natin ng konti.

Manny Pacquiao's 5/6 Bombay Prepaid Debit Card

2011-11-14T22:13:00.001-05:00

Ang daming product endorsement ni PacMan!

Da best op Pinoy Dirty Ice Cream

2011-11-10T09:30:00.001-05:00

Patuta Epek

2011-11-08T08:55:00.000-05:00

Cute vs. Nakakatacute

snooki by jonas & adelina b.

Da Best op Pinoy Halo-Halloween!

2011-10-31T09:09:00.000-04:00

Pinoy Monster Mash

While we are just carving our kalabasa dito, jan naman sa atin ay disperas na ng undas o araw ng mga patay. If you want to send out a wicked personalized Halloween e-card eh heto to ang tip ni Pinoy. Just upload your piktyur (no kopya cat ha?) dito sa seenow.com at after a few clicks eh meron na kayong monster mash-up e-card. O libre yan. But wait... ika nga ng TV infomercial, pwede pa ninyong pasayawin ang ating mga monster dito naman sa monstermashup.com. Have a safe andHappy Halloween!

Pinoy Misheard lyrics

Kaluluwa kaming tambing
Sa purgatoryo nanggaling
Kung kami po'y lilimusan
Dali-dalian po lamang
Baka kami'y mapagsarhan
Ng pinto sa kalangitan

Undas - Araw ng mga Patay

Alalahanin natin ang ating mga yumaong mahal sa buhay .

Awesome Halloween Costume Ideas for Dogs

Next week na po ang 2010 Howl-O-Ween Dog Costume Contest & Parade sa Faneuil Hall. Kung balak ninyo sumali and looking for costume ideas for your pooches and bitches, heto po ang last year's entries.

Doggie Gaga

Insane Clown Posse

Super Dawg

Why the long face Miss Daisy?

Sherlock the Undercover Dog

I hate this slutty Bumblebee costume.

Food Safety Awareness Week

2011-10-28T12:35:00.000-04:00

Food Safety Awareness Week is celebrated every October 20 to 26 and is a yearly campaign about the importance of safe and clean food. Proclamation No. 160 or Food Safety Awareness Week was proclaimed on 16 August 1999. This is a week-long celebration that is observed by the Department of Health (DOH) and the Safety Institute Foundation for the information dissemination about the effects of improper food handling and its effects on the health of the people.

The Little Mermaid: Ariel's Beginning

2011-10-27T18:04:00.000-04:00

via

Oh no! Sirena, Shokoy found in Cebu ulet. Na post na po natin ito noong January 9, 2007 pa. Umikot na rin ito sa sa mga pinoy forums at email. Since first snowfall maski na Fall palang at medyo tinatamad tayo, heto po ulet ang ating "Pinoy Urban Legend: Mermaid or Merman found in Cebu agen."

A Celery a day keeps the Proctologist away!

2011-10-21T00:00:00.000-04:00

Enjoy Celery, nature's toothbrush for your colon.

* Fiber rich!
* Packed with vitamins!
* Ribbed for xtra pleasure!

via

Sign Dat You Are In...

2011-10-20T22:57:00.002-04:00

Governor Vilma Santos-Recto of Batangas wants to place a Hollywood-style sign on picturesque Taal Volcano. Why not just brand the whole country that way? [Hollywood Pilipinas]

via

Hindi po lahat ng...

2011-10-14T14:52:00.000-04:00

via peysbuk

New Yorker In Tondo dumayo sa Daly City

2011-10-12T17:10:00.001-04:00

Kabayan kita-kitz po tayo sa Serramonte Del Rey Theater sa darating na sabado, October 8. Palabas na naman ang Palanca award winning comedy play "New Yorker in Tondo" nina Joji Isla, Lee Robin Salazar, Cris Gosalves, Richgail Enriquez at Jackie Castillejo. See you there!

Hotdog - Back In The US of A

2011-10-07T08:43:00.000-04:00

SLN

2011-10-05T22:57:00.000-04:00

Steve Jobs
1955-2011

Number One or Number Two?

2011-10-02T12:16:00.005-04:00

Phi-Phi Hotel Resort, Morong, Bataan, Philippines

Vs.

Pu Pu Hot Pot, Cambridge, Massachusetts, US of A.

thanks ruth for the phi-phi

Usapang Baha

2011-09-28T08:30:00.000-04:00

Fort Bonifacio is now virtually flood free. A huge 22 million gallon water containment facility has been built underground to capture the drainage runoff which is particularly effective during storms. In case magbara ito, meron din silang nakahandang giant plunger.

Student of the Year

Atsaka teacher of the year na din.

SLN to R.E.M.

2011-09-21T16:27:00.000-04:00

"To our Fans and Friends: As R.E.M., and as lifelong friends and co-conspirators, we have decided to call it a day as a band. We walk away with a great sense of gratitude, of finality, and of astonishment at all we have accomplished. To anyone who ever felt touched by our music, our deepest thanks for listening." R.E.M.

Bumper Sticker of the Month

2011-09-12T10:00:00.001-04:00

Thanks Hurricane Irene. Click lang po sa gulong.

Bumper sticker of the month: Make Jobs, Not War.

Click lang po sa sticker.

Grow Taller Secrets: Neck Lengthening Surgery

2011-09-08T12:24:00.000-04:00

Click lang po sa leeg.

Joga Mga Igan!

2011-09-07T11:16:00.000-04:00

Anus Frost(bite) For Your Mouth

2011-09-04T08:32:00.000-04:00

Chewing tobacco pouch products should also show graphic images portraying the disfiguring effects of oral cancer.

Kotong Cops: US of A vs. Philip of Pines

2011-08-31T09:25:00.001-04:00

Sa Pinas pang-meryenda o happy meal lang ang tirada ng ating mga kotong cops. Pero sa US of A eh very happy meal talaga ang lagay with happy ending pa.

At least he is an Honest Panhandler

2011-08-27T20:00:00.000-04:00

Pinoy's drive-by shooting in Harvard Square.

My Love/Hate Relationship with Comic Sans

2011-08-26T16:33:00.001-04:00

Muammar Gaddafi, Defiant To The End

2011-08-23T19:12:00.000-04:00

Somewhere in a parallel universe...

Zombadings 0: Patayin si Aimee sa Shokot

Still Winninggg!

Pinoy Paktori Depek

2011-08-21T07:53:00.000-04:00

May Harley-Davidson na binebentang $300 lang. Kaya lang, may paktori depek.
Baligtad ang headlight.

May Kuliglig na binebentang P300 lang. Kaya lang, may paktori depek.
Walang starter, de-tulak.

O heto pa po ang Paktori Depek na umiikot sa web at email:

May GE steam flat iron na binebentang $2.00 lang. Kaya lang, may paktori depek.
Yung hawakan ang umiinit.

May BMW 540i na binebentang $300 lang. Kaya lang, may paktori depek.
Yung windshield - 600 ang grado.

May Mercedes 280CE na binebentang $300 lang. Kaya lang, may paktori depek.
Lahat ng gears ay paatras.

May Bosendorfer Grand piano na binebentang $100 lang. Kaya lang may paktori depek.
Baliktad yung tiklada... nasa ilalim.

May Ferragamo slip-ons na binebentang $4.00 lang. Kaya lang, may paktori depek.
Walang suutan ng paa.

May HP LaserJet 5 toner cartridges na binebentang $1.00 lang. Kaya lang, may paktori depek.
Puti ang kulay ng toner.

May Sikorsky helicopter na binebentang $200 lang. Kaya lang, may paktori depek.
Yung katawan ang umiikot.

May pison na binebentang $80.00 lang. Kaya lang may paktori depek.
Yung pison, e... de-pedal.

May high-heeled na JP Todd's - $12.00 lang. Kaya lang may paktori depek.
Yung takong nasa harap.

May stonewashed Levis, tig $1.00 lang. Kaya lang may paktori depek.
Yung zipper - sa loob sinasara.

May Chanel stockings - $1.00 ang isang dosena. Kaya lang may paktori depek.
Lahat - baggy.

May Harley Davidson Nighthawk motorcycle na binebenta - $100.00 lang. Kaya lang may paktori depek. Yun nga lang... sa mukha nung nakasakay nakaharap yung tambutso.

May Hello Kitty na panty na binenbentang $1.00 ang dalawang dosena. Kaya lang - may paktori depek. Nangagalmot!

May Doc Martens boots na binebenta - $2.00 lang ang isang pares. Kaya lang may paktori depek. Yung takong, nasa loob.

May Rolex Oyster Day-Date Perpetual na binebenta - $100.00 lang. Kaya lang may paktori depek. Yung pihitan - pihitan ng gripo!

May Maidenform bra na binebenta - $1.00 lang ang isang dosena. Kaya lang may paktori depek. Kapag gabi, nagiging kamay.

May BMW 740i na binebenta ng $500.00 lang. Kaya lang may paktori depek.
Yung mga salamin, one-way.

May pison na binebenta - $200.00 lang. Kaya lang may paktori depek.
Yung mga gulong, kudrado.

May Ethan Allen antique rocking chair na binebenta ng $5.00 lang.
Kaya lang nga... may kasamang masungit na lola.

May mga Marks & Spencer bra na binebenta ng $1.00 ang isang dosena. Kaya lang may paktori depek. Lahat - long-sleeved.

May American Medical Products wheelchair na binebenta ng $5.00 lang. Kaya lang may paktori depek. Yung wheelchair - de-pedal...

Summer In The City

2011-08-18T21:55:00.001-04:00

Cool off on a hot summer day at the Rings Fountain in the Wharf District Parks. You can count 64 nozzles that shoot up in the air and create circles of vertical water. This is one of the most well-known features on the Rose Kennedy Greenway.

Nirva - Summer 2011

2011-08-17T19:22:00.001-04:00

Nirva is a womenswear label founded by Nirva Derbekyan, driven by her fascination of color and texture. It is elegant, and rich with nuanced detail that thoughtfully dances between modern lines and obvious femininity...a femininity that reveals and comes alive in the personality of the wearer.

Enjoy the last few weeks of Summer 2011. Sample sale going on at the atelier:

Nirva
1628 Massachusetts Ave
Lexington MA 02420
781 888 0515

Proud to have recently been awarded "Best of Boston 2011 Women's Designer!"

What's that funky smell Bob?

2011-08-12T07:11:00.000-04:00

Pinoy's Food Trip

2011-08-08T19:44:00.007-04:00

Bawal ang panget dito.

Mexican Bar and Grill ni Señor Tarajing.

Space/time anomaly?

Boloco ka, huwag bibiruin. Gutom na gutom yan.

Malapit sa Massachusetts Institute of Technology. Chinese take out ng mga nerd.
Yessiree Bob, I like my pu pu hot in a pot.

Ramon Lee's Fried Chicken, the best sa downtown noong araw.

Kung bitin sa budget, pwede na rin dito sa Jolly Cart. O order na kabayan!

Signs that you are in Little Italy

2011-08-01T17:48:00.005-04:00

Pizza, Gelati, Pasta and Ristorante.

You say tomatoh, I say kamatish.

Old fashion Italian Bakery.

The Printing Office of Edes & Gill, Boston’s only colonial era printing experience.

Waiting for the Saint Joseph procession.

Where else can you find a Lamborghini parked beside a Vespa, eh cumpari? Only in Little Italy, North End, Boston.

What's Wrong With This picture?

2011-07-27T09:50:00.002-04:00

WOW! Hanapin ang mali.

Spotted in Harvard Square T stop. Watch the video to find out.

We Interrupt This Blog to Bring You a Public Service Announcement

2011-07-23T11:07:00.002-04:00

Get ready for the 9th Grand Reunion of the VHS Alumni Association of America. October 5-12, 2012, Toronto, Canada.

Pinoy 3D Photo - Ang Dalaga, Mga Bata at Pulis

2011-07-19T23:58:00.003-04:00

3D animation from vintage Manila stereoscope photo.

Ang Dalagang Filipina

"The Guns with which Spain hoped to depend Manila."

1901 by H. C. White Co.

"Filipino children outside a native school house."

1901 by H. C. White Co.

"Filipino Police, once Insurgents, now faithful servants of Uncle Sam."

1901 by H. C. White Co.

Pinoy 3D Photo - Ganito Sila Noon

2011-07-13T07:04:00.001-04:00

3D animation from vintage Manila stereoscope photo.

First Company, Filipino Constabulary, Pampanga, 1900-1910.

A group of Tagalog men in front of General MacArthur's headquarters, Malolos, 1899.

A young woman sitting at a desk, Manila, 1899

Filipino Muslim

Class of boys in Normal High School, Manila, 1900.

A group of boys from the Normal High School, Manila, 1901.

The Professor World Band in Harvard Square

2011-07-09T09:07:00.000-04:00

Ramblin Dan aka Dan Friedman

Ramblin' Dan was born in New York and raised in a large and musical family. After completing his studies in Botanical Sciences at the University of Wisconsin, he decided to go out and explore the world for a year and started playing street music to support his travels.

He had such a great time that he just kept on going. One year became two, then four, then eight and now he's been on the road almost nonstop for the past twenty five years and has played with his very unique and crazy music machine in over thirty countries around the world. [professor world band]

Happy Independence Day America!

2011-07-04T10:11:00.001-04:00

It's one of Boston's best kept secret, the July 3rd dress rehearsal of the Boston Pops Fireworks Spectacular Concert sa Hatch Shell. Hindi masyadong siksikan, puro locals ang karamihan. Tonight's July 4th concert will be as usual jam-packed with spectators on both banks of the Charles River.

At syempre pa, tradisyon pag 4th of July ang backyard backyard barbeque at sa pinoy me samang inihaw na pusit and tuyo. Hindi magkakaroon ng funky smell ang loob ng bahay mo. 'Lam naman ninyo pag winter eh amoy adobo, tuyo, inihaw na pusit at ginisang bagoong ang bahay ng pinoy dito sa US of A. Ingat lang baka ireklamo ka ng neighbors mo.

Ang panalong katernong sawsawan sauce sa beef o spare ribs ay ang Pappy's Not Made in China BBQ and Dipping Sauce o ang Habanero BBQ Sauce From Hell na me kasamang kupon ng Preparation H. Datu Puti suka at bawang naman sa tuyo. Ala eh throw another tuyo on the barbie kabayan!

Is it just me or medyo kamukha ni Erap yung me tinidor sa itaas.

Ah, pusit - pusit good.
Ah, push it - push it real good!
Oooh, baby, baby Baby, baby....

These flags are planted in memory of fallen Massachusetts service members. Let us remember those who gave their lives for our freedom. Have a safe and happy 4th of July!

Giling, Giling, Estatwa, Labas . . .

2011-07-01T11:30:00.000-04:00

Naked statue spotted near Charles/MGH Station.

Bumper Stickers War

2011-06-25T23:27:00.000-04:00

Leftist Bumper Stickers

Tree Hugger

Me branch pala sila sa US of A.

Feminist or Man Hater?

Narcissistic environmentalist?

Funny Road Signs

2011-06-22T22:28:00.000-04:00

This place is so remote it has no name!

AH! I think we are lost.

After a long drive, you can release your tension by having a big slice of Ho-Made Pies.

Alay ke Lolo Pepe

2011-06-20T08:10:00.004-04:00

Si Gat Jose Rizal ay ang pambansang bayani ng Pilipinas, isinilang noong ika 19 ng Hunyo ng taong 1861, sa bayan ng Calamba, Laguna.

Rizal Day parade in Luneta 1905. Stereoview photo published in 1907 by the H.C. White 3-D Company in Vermont, USA. 3D animation by Pinoy Humor Blog.

Happy Ama, Itay, Tay, Tatang, Itang, Papa, Pops, Popsie, Dad, De, Daddy at Tatay's Day!

2011-06-17T21:12:00.000-04:00

The Joy of Fatherhood.

Evil's Son Spending Less for Father's Day

The National Retail Federation says Americans are spending an average of $90.89 on gifts for dad, which is down from $94.54 last year. Shoppers are expected to spend the most on dinners or a sporting event, followed by clothing, gift cards and electronics.

source

Like Father Like Son

Happy Father's Day!

The Boston Bruins are the 2010-11 Stanley Cup champions!

2011-06-15T22:57:00.000-04:00

I have been holding this post since the playoff so as not to jink the Bruins. Finally after 39 years, Patrice Bergeron and Brad Marchand each scored a pair of goals, and the Boston Bruins are the 2010-11 Stanley Cup champions. Final score: Bruins 4, Canucks big fat zero! The cup is in the house!

Maligayang Araw ng Kasarinlan, Araw ng Kalayaan Pilipinas!

2011-06-12T09:39:00.001-04:00

Freedom of Choice. Mcdo o Jollibee?

Yes sir, that's my Weiner!

2011-06-07T23:04:00.002-04:00

Weiner (real name ni Dong-ressman, ha ha ha ha) admitted to sending photos of his wiener via twitter to several women. It's a huge political scandal. Ahnold Schwarzenegger even called Weiner to say, 'Parekoy thank you.' ha ha ha ha! Kung sa Pinas ito eh lusot na re-elected pa. di ba Sen. Bong?

“DAVID LETTERMAN'S TOP 10 QUESTIONS TO ASK YOURSELF BEFORE TWEETING A PHOTO OF YOUR DEAL:

10. Is this my best side?

9. Will this get me more followers?

8. Should I put it on Facebook instead?

7. Do I have a last name that would make this especially embarrassing?

6. Would it be more personal to fax everyone photos of my deal?

5. What's the point if James Arness is no longer alive to see it?

4. Is there a better way to show people I'm Jewish?

3. What would Brett Favre do?

2. Isn't this what Twitter's for?

1. What could possibly go wrong?

Sarah Palin - Our Next President?

2011-06-04T07:58:00.000-04:00

“He who warned uh, the British that they weren’t gonna be takin’ away our arms, uh by ringing those bells, and um, makin’ sure as he’s riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we were going to be sure and we were going to be free, and we were going to be armed.” - Sarah "clueless" Palin

Have a safe Memorial Day!

2011-05-30T08:26:00.000-04:00

And The New American Idols Are...

2011-05-26T21:38:00.003-04:00

Scotty McCreery, Chiz Escudero and Alfred E. Neuman!

Monkey See, Monkee Do!

2011-05-23T23:26:00.000-04:00

Happy Harold Camping Day ?

2011-05-21T10:24:00.001-04:00

Harold Egbert Camping (born July 19, 1921) is a Christian radio broadcaster and president of Family Radio, a California-based religious broadcasting network that spans more than 150 outlets in the United States as well as a website.

Camping's trademarks include his deep, sonorous voice coupled with a slow cadence. He has also used Bible-based numerology to predict dates for the end of the world. His most recent end times prediction is that the Rapture will occur on May 21, 2011 and that God will subsequently completely destroy the Earth and the universe five months later on October 21. He had previously predicted that the Rapture would occur in September 1994. [wiki]

Ahnold The Impregnator

2011-05-19T16:07:00.000-04:00

Arnold Schwarzenegger admitted that he fathered a child with a member of his household staff. The woman’s husband became suspicious when he realized she was the first maid to make $1 million a year.

Arnold kept this secret for more than 10 years. You know how he did it? He moved the woman and child into an apartment right down the street from the Pakistani military academy. - Leno

Arnold Schwarzenegger fathered a child with his maid. I can’t believe no one knew this was Arnold’s son. When he came out of the womb, he snapped his own umbilical cord.

I mostly feel bad for this kid that now has to learn how to spell the name Schwarzenegger.

Maria Shriver had dinner with Oprah the other night, so Arnold is in a lot of trouble. He should start looking into fortified compounds in Abbottabad. - Kimmel

Schwarzenegger secretly fathered a child outside of his marriage 10 years ago. He told his wife at the time but it took 10 years for her to figure out what he was saying.

Arnold kept the child secret for 10 years. So maybe he is a good actor after all. - Conan

Arnold Schwarzenegger fathered a lovechild back in 2003. He’s been taking care of the child financially, providing healthcare and education — the same stuff he took from every other child while he was governor of California.

Arnold is already coming up with excuses. He said he was just auditioning to be the next head of the IMF. - Ferguson

Osama and Mary Palmer with her five friends.

2011-05-15T23:46:00.000-04:00

The SEALs recovered an extensive stash of pornography from bin Laden’s compound. There were interesting titles: “Debby Does Abbottabad,” “Deep Goat,” "Hubothabad Sa Abbottabad," and “Osama bin Hayden's Scandal .”

It's now official folks. Even with eleven wives at his disposal, Osama Bin Slappen is doing the Five Knuckle Shuffle, Spanking the monkey, Jerkin' the gherkin, The old yanky the cranky, Chafing the carrot, Chokin the Chicken, Cleaning the Pipes, Making Nut Butter, White Water Wristing, and playing With Mary Palmer and her five friends.

Friday the 13th Hula-Hula

2011-05-13T14:40:00.001-04:00

Friday the 13th na naman. Marami ang hindi lilipad o magtra-travel ngayon maski na dito sa estet. Tinatayang $900 million ang ikakalugi ng negosyo sa araw na ito. Kaya naman medyo morbid ang post natin ngayon.

Tanong: Ano ang leading cause of death sa buong mundo?

O walang mandadaya o maggu-google.

Siret? Click lang po sa comments sa ibaba for the answer.

Curl Up & Dye

2011-05-10T14:22:00.000-04:00

"Last night the Dalai Lama implied that the killing of Osama bin Laden was justified. I think his exact quote was, "I love all living things, but that guy was a dick." -Conan

"Osama bin Laden is in the ocean. How ironic. Once again surrounded by seals." – Leno

"There's already been some trouble for Osama bin Laden in the afterlife. There was a mix up and he was greeted by 72 vegans." – Letterman

"The death of Osama bin Laden last Sunday has apparently damaged our relationship with al Qaeda. Al Qaeda has released a statement vowing to make America pay for bin Laden's death. Which - I'm pretty sure we did pay for his death. We paid for the whole thing and even took care of the funeral arrangements. Maybe a thank you would be nice." – Kimmel

Manny Pacquiao Dominates the Boxing Headlines

2011-05-09T00:02:00.000-04:00

Breaking news: Osama Still Alive!

2011-05-08T11:22:00.001-04:00

Al Qaeda's just-released photo proving that Osama bin Laden is still alive! Maski na walang phone and internet connection si Al Qaeda bossing sa villa eh thanks to satellite TV, na watch pa rin niya ang Pacquiao vs. Mosley fight sa Vegas.

Reactions to Osama bin Laden Situation Room Live Video Feed Finally Explained

2011-05-07T00:00:00.003-04:00

Hillary Clinton "Those were 38 of the most intense minutes. I have no idea what any of us were looking at at that particular millisecond when the picture was taken. I am somewhat sheepishly concerned that it was my preventing one of my early spring allergic coughs. So, it may have no great meaning whatsoever.”

President Obama "We got him!"

Vice-President Biden " I'm just resting my eyes."

Happy Nanay's Day

2011-05-06T12:41:00.000-04:00

Sometimes she sang just like Janet Jackson- with a breast sticking out.
Thanks for the lullabies mom. Happy Mother's Day.

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Art director: Herbert Hernandez
Copywriter: Louie Sotto
Designer: Allan Montayre
Photographer: DMV

Feliz Cinco de Mayo!

2011-05-05T00:36:00.000-04:00

Cinco de Mayo is a Mexican civic holiday held on May 5 that commemorates the Mexican army's unlikely victory over French forces at the Battle of Puebla on May 5, 1862, under the leadership of General Ignacio Zaragoza Seguín. It is celebrated primarily in the state of Puebla and in the United States. While Cinco de Mayo sees limited significance in Mexico itself, the date is observed nationwide mostly in the United States as a celebration of Mexican heritage and pride. Mexicans and Latinos living in California during the American Civil War are credited with being the first to celebrate Cinco de Mayo in the United States. [wiki]

Yellow Fever!

2011-05-04T00:20:00.001-04:00

"It's party time. P, A, R, T. Why? Because I gotta!" - Jim Carrey, The Mask

Queen Elizabeth II in her fiery canary dress/suit inspired by Jim Carrey's smokin Zoot suit!

Osama Has Been...

2011-05-02T12:23:00.004-04:00

Meanwhile at the White House Correspondents' Dinner, it's payback time.

Mabuhay ang bagong kasal!

2011-04-29T13:05:00.002-04:00

Long live Prince William, The Duke and

The Duchess of Cambridge, Catherine Elizabeth Middleton!

Meanwhile after the royal wedding...

via royal wedding

eurostar

Kate Middeton & Prince William's Bogus Wedding

2011-04-27T08:58:00.002-04:00

O my gid, medyo uta na ba kayo sa non-stop media coverage ng wedding of the decade? Well folks, para doon sa mga royal watchers na hindi makatulog, heto na po ang opisyal wedding photo ni fake Prince William and Kate Middleton kuno. Injuy!

original piktyur from here na nilaro ng MPHB

Happy Easter, from Easter Island!

2011-04-24T13:06:00.001-04:00

God Påske, Frohe Ostern, Prospera Pascha Sit, Hristos a Inviat, Maogmang Pagkabuhay na Liwat ni Kristo, Maligayang pasko ng pagkabuhay!

HESUKRISTO

2011-04-22T22:50:00.001-04:00

HESUKRISTO , AN OUTSTANDING PRESENTATION
by Charito Benipayo on Sunday, April 17, 2011 at 6:23pm

It was an outstanding and standing ovation that culminated the fabulous presentation of "HesuKristo", the Passion of Christ directed by the formidable actor/director/producer Dandin Ranillo and the remarkable portrayal of Mat Ranillo III as HesuKristo (Jesus Christ)... what a pro! Kudos to all the all star casts including Gloria Sevilla, Lillibeth de Rivera, Joji Isla, Lee Robin Salazar and I am so honored to be among these famous actors.. I played the role of Martha, Lazarus sister and my husband Romy portrayed one of Jesus Apostles , St. Simon.

Virgin Mary's role acted by Sheilah Rimando ; Veronica, Camille de Rivera, Magdalen, played by Maris Guison--- words are inadequate to describe everyone's performance. Family and friends who watched the show testified that many scenes taken from the Holy Bible were very dramatic and natural,i. the Lazarus scene when Martha and Mary informed Jesus that their brother Lazarus died, the last supper, the washing of the feet, the carrying of the cross , the meeting of Virgin Mary and Jesus dying on the cross , the flagellates, the Pieta where the audience drew tears from their eyes and finally the Resurection ... it was an absolute outstanding performance.

We salute all the volunteers who, without a doubt have dedicated their precious time, effort, energy because they all believed they did it for our Lord Jesus Christ.

Dandin Ranillo, along with his wife Alice who originally produced and staged the passion of Christ -i. e the Senakulo , the first title given to the play and finally it was changed to "Krito" and this year the couple decided to re-stage and revised the version of the Senakulo ,thusly they changed the title to what they believed is more apropriate name " HESUKRISTO".

What a verve, what a performance, what a production that this great couple ,Dandin and Alice had been undertaking for so many years now.

This is the first time I have been involved with them (in acting , I was impressed...while we also had previously shared stage with the famous Broadway actress Stephanie Reese on her one woman show, the Journey produced and directed by by Elton Lugay) - but our relationship with Dandin and Alice had been incredibly cemented in this fantastic production.

My husband and I had also produced couple of stage shows in the past , but I am so amazed witnessing the support of many people who rallied behind all their efforts and unsurpassed dedication to the cause- more importantly, the proceeds of this stage play will be doled out to St. Vincent Ferrer of Vallejo.

Again congratulations and a pat in a back to the couple Dandin and Alice, to all the performers of HESUKRISTO!

115th Wacky Boston Marathon

2011-04-19T23:53:00.001-04:00

Some 27000 runners representing 90 countries took part in the 115th running of the Boston Marathon. Heto po ang funny side ng Boston Maratot. Injuy!

A wardrobe malfunction waiting to happen.

I'm in a pickle whether run or just ride the T.

With full packs and in boots, members of the U.S. Army join the 115th Boston Marathon. We salute you guys!

These colors don't run.

High five for Team Griffin's Friends!

Pearly Shells, from the ocean, shining in the sun...

Please just one kiss.

Late na me. Wer na U?

Marathon Sax.

Ang Kawawang Koboy.

Hesukristo - Dance Drama about the story of Jesus Christ

2011-04-15T10:47:00.003-04:00

Hesukristo - Dance Drama about the story of Jesus Christ. Directed by Dandin Ranillo comes the story of the life of Jesus Christ performed in dance. Jesus is played by none other than Mat Ranillo III with Joji Isla, Lee Robin Salazar, Suzette Ranillo, Lilibeth de Rivera, Charito and Romy Benipayo and the special participation of American Mayor Leon Garcia and Ms Gloria Sevilla. Two days showing only, Friday, April 15 and Saturday, April 16, 7PM. Hogan High School Auditorium, 850 Rosewood Ave. Vallejo, CA. For tickets contact Ricky Muyot: 707- 647 - 7624.

Are You A Real Men?

2011-04-13T06:57:00.001-04:00

Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore are trying to put a spotlight on the child sex slave trade by putting out a series of viral videos starring their friends: Sean Penn, Justin Timberlake, Bradley Cooper, Jamie Foxx, Eva Longoria, Jessica Biel and Donald Trump. Take a stand against child sex slavery. http://demiandashton.org

Donald Trump for President?

2011-04-08T09:27:00.002-04:00

"I want him (Obama) to do well. … I love this country, but this country is going to hell. … The world laughs at us. They won’t be laughing if I’m elected president." Donald Trump

donald trump

Guess What? Chicken Butt.

2011-04-05T00:29:00.002-04:00

Guess What? What? Grilled Chicken Ass!

"You know what? What? Chicken butt! " The classic schoolyard joke has been recast as an irreverent picture book, with call-and-response parts for parent and child. The word repetition in Erica S. Perl’s text, and wonderfully comic illustrations by beloved artist Henry Cole, make this a particularly inviting book for new readers, as does the opportunity to “trick” a parent or other adult into participating in a very silly joke. The humor builds to a surprising and satisfying conclusion. Warning: Kids will want to read this one over and over and over again!

Stay Curious

2011-04-04T09:05:00.000-04:00

Battle of the Chicharon

2011-04-02T00:00:00.017-04:00

USA vs. Philippines

Angry Birds Pork Rinds
vs.
Dr. Garma's Freshly Chopped Chicharon

April Fools

2011-04-01T00:00:00.002-04:00

Happy April Fool's Day, Fools!

Charlie Sheen Interviews Muammar Gaddafi from Muammar Gaddafi

Bully Willie

2011-03-29T12:58:00.001-04:00

A Manifesto to Willing Willie Advertisers
by Dennis Garcia on Monday, March 28, 2011 at 7:19pm via Joji Isla's FB

Dear Advertisers on Willing Willie,

P&G’s Head & Shoulders, UFC Cook Dip Catsup, Oishi Cookies, Smart C Drinks, Jollibee’s Mang Inasal, Unilever’s Rexona, Pepsodent, Vaseline, Surf Liquid Detergent, Glutamax Face Cream, Pau Liniment, Yakult, CDO Funtastyk Young Pork Tocino, Technomarine, Will Tower Mall, Daily Spell fragrance, Wil Cologne, Protec-Cee, Foton Automobile, Manny Villar’s Camella Homes & Cebuana lhuiller.

We will no longer sit by and watch as our children's identities are formed by superficial and trashy TV programs.

We are sick and tired of the constant debasement and exploitation of the poor, the use of young women as sex objects - as well as the shabby treatment that impressionable kids get in programs like this.

From hereon, we are silencing the images that enter our homes and collide with the kind of values that we want our children to be raised with.

We will not hesitate to boycott your products if you continue propping up TV shows that are crass, vulgar and irrelevant to our lives.

This is not a threat but a promise.

Kristo 2011

2011-03-28T18:44:00.002-04:00

“Kristo” is a spectacular live dramatization of the life and times of our Lord Jesus Christ from a Filipino point of view. Endorsed by the late Cardinal Sin and Monsignor Dakay of the Philippines, “Kristo” was initially staged at the Folk Arts Theater in Manila, Philippines in 1977, and ran for several years touring the different provinces in the country.

Utilizing the stylized form of dance-drama and pantomime (no dialogues), the play also features popular Filipino religious songs from artists in the Philippines. Because of its non-dialogue in nature, everyone can witness this momentous event. Since its re-staging in 2010 in the Bay Area after a nine-year break, we are proud to bring it back again for this year's Lenten season.

The musical dance drama features a star studded cast led by two time FAMAS best actor, Mat Ranillo III as Jesus, Joji Isla as Longhinus the Centurion, Suzette Ranillo as Martha, Jackie Castillejo as Magdalene, Lilibeth De Rivera as Virgin Mary, Ryan Ortiz (former lead singer of Freeverse band) as John, Thage Montecarlo as Judas, with a special appearance of Fr. Geoffrey Baraan of St. Anne’s Church, Union City and award winning actress Gloria Sevilla as the Widow of Nain.

For more information & ticket reservations call (510) 331-0502, (650) 273-2226. Tickets are also available in Island Pacific Supermarket in Union City, Ca.

Kill Da Lights!

2011-03-26T17:07:00.001-04:00

Earth Hour 2011: 8.30pm, Saturday 26 March. This Earth Hour, go beyond the hour with a commitment to a positive action for the planet and celebrate that commitment with the people of the world by switching off your lights for Earth Hour 2011.

Why Howie Mandel Doesn't Shake Hands

2011-03-26T00:29:00.000-04:00

Touch him. And you touch everything he’s touched.

Ad Agency: McCann Worldgroup, New Delhi, India
National Creative Director: Prasoon Joshi
Executive Creative Director: Ashish Chakravarty
Art Director: Rohit Devgun
Copywriters: Ashish Chakravarty, Kapil Batra
Photographer: Amit Dey

Meltdown!

2011-03-22T20:52:00.000-04:00

Banco Filipino - Subok na Matibay, Subok na Matatag!

Leprechaun Warning!

2011-03-20T15:05:00.001-04:00

If You See Leprechauns, Stop Drinking!

King and Taylor

2011-03-18T11:20:00.000-04:00

American Masters continues its 25th anniversary season with Troubadours: Carole King / James Taylor & The Rise of the Singer-Songwriter, a first-hand account of the genesis and blossoming of this 1970s music movement, centering on King and Taylor's historic collaboration and the nightclub that nurtured a community of gifted young artists and budding critical and commercial sensations.

Watch the full episode. See more American Masters.

Da Best of Pinoy's Happy Saint Patrick's Day

2011-03-17T11:41:00.000-04:00

Everybody's Irish today. Syempre pa hindi kumpleto ang St. Patrick's day kung walang toma at nilagang corned beef with potato, carrots at repolyo. Parang pinoy nilaga lang, with corned beef instead of regular beef. Try ninyo. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Starbucks' Leprechaun Latte is a peppermint mocha flavored beverage topped with green whipped cream.

The Real-Life Simpsons

2011-03-15T15:37:00.000-04:00

Chief Clancy Wiggum is a fictional character from the animated television series The Simpsons, voiced by Hank Azaria.

Giant iPad 2

2011-03-13T21:05:00.001-04:00

David Letterman Runs Down The Top 10 Reasons To Buy An iPad 2

Sex Scandal: Indonesia vs. Philippines

2011-03-12T20:02:00.000-05:00

Indonesian rock star Nazril Irham aka Ariel, front man for the band Peterpan has been sentenced to 3.5 years or 42 months in jail for several sex scandal videos that rocked Indonesia.

Philippine court junked the criminal and civil cases filed by actress Katrina Halili against former pornographer este doctor Hayden Kho Jr. Halili accused Kho of violating Republic Act 9262, or the Anti-Violence Against Women and Children Act, for videotaping their sexual tryst.