Saturday, December 31, 2011

PINOY'S NEW YEAR'S EVE BLAST OFF


Masagang bagong 2012 na sa ating bayang magiliw. Dito po sa aming barangay ay tanghali ng disperas pala lang.  Maraming salamat sa lahat ng tumangkilik ng ating munting "My Pinoy Humor Blog".  HAPPY NEW YEAR!



Friday, December 30, 2011

Gat Jose Rizal, Pambansang Bayani ng Pilipinas


"He who does not know how to look back at where he came from will never get to his destination." 
"Ang hindi marunong lumingon sa pinangalingan ay hindi makakarating sa paroroonan." - Gat Jose Rizal
 

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Rizal Day parade in Luneta 1905. Stereoview photo published in 1907 by the H.C. White 3-D Company in Vermont, USA. 3D animation by Pinoy Humor Blog.


 



 


Si Gat Jose Rizal ay ang pambansang bayani ng Pilipinas, isinilang noong ika 19 ng Hunyo ng taong 1861, sa bayan ng Calamba, Laguna.

   

Monday, December 19, 2011

Dead Na Si Kulot!



North Korea's official news agency reported Monday that
North Korean dictator Kim Jung Il has died at the age of 69. Experts in the State Department say he could be replaced by his son, Menta Li Ill.


 
 
Top Ten Things You Should Know About Kim Jong Un (김정일) by David Letterman

10- “People” magazine named him Sexiest Kim Jong Alive

9- At the age of 9, he was taller than his father

8- Enjoys wearing plaid shirts

7- Throws left, tortures right

6- Has skeletons in his closet — not secrets, actual skeletons

5- Says he’s super-psyched and ready to bring it

4- Was a finalist to replace Max Weinberg as Conan’s band leader

3- Has a rock-hard set of abs, which he calls “The Detonation”

2- Wants to convert the Yongbyon nuclear facility to a Cheesecake Factory

1- Currently dating Lindsay Lohan 
 
 



Sunday, December 18, 2011

Celebrate Christmas With Greasy Fingers and Friends



Pamasko Noche Buena para sa mga tacky, teklesa, greasy friends ninyo. Pininger - licking Good



 

Ibat-ibang version ng Caintaky Fried Chicken ang ginagawa naten tuwing pasko. Ito  po ang latest print ads naten. Meri Pasko sa inyung lahat!


 
 

Thursday, December 8, 2011

Pinoy's Modern Salawikain


Bakit kaya may mga tao na straw?
Sipsip na, plastic pa!



Lintek lang ang walang ganti!
Don't get mad, get even.  
What goes around, comes around.
 
 
 

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Battle of the Armpit Testicles 2

Maria Venus Raj vs Tyra Banks vs Victoria Beckham

 

Maria Venus Raj
Begging for a major-major Photoshop.



Taray esteTyra Banks


 Victoria Beckham


 
Sa bagay mas makinis ang betlog este kilikili ni Posh Spice kesa ke Tyra. Yung ke Raj para yatang walang hangin. The winner is.... Posh Spice!  (not photoshopped, walang daya yan.)

Sunday, December 4, 2011

Face Time with Santa at Apple Store


 As seen in our local Apple Store's front window display, nagcha-chatchatan po sina Santa atsaka ang mga Elf using Face Time. Sa ibaba naman ang secret kung bakit pirming rosy cheeks si Santa Claus.  Maligayang Pasko sa mga OFW na nawalay sa kanilang mahal sa buhay ngayong kapaskohan. Sana makauwi kayo sa susunod na Pasko.