Kotong Cops: US of A vs. Philip of Pines

Sa Pinas pang-meryenda o happy meal lang ang tirada ng ating mga kotong cops. Pero sa US of A eh very happy meal talaga ang lagay with happy ending pa.

At least he is an Honest Panhandler

Pinoy's drive-by shooting in Harvard Square.

My Love/Hate Relationship with Comic Sans

 

Muammar Gaddafi, Defiant To The End

Somewhere in a parallel universe...

 

 

Zombadings 0: Patayin si Aimee sa Shokot

  

Still Winninggg!

Pinoy Paktori Depek

May Harley-Davidson na binebentang $300 lang. Kaya lang, may paktori depek.
Baligtad ang headlight.

  
May Kuliglig na binebentang P300 lang. Kaya lang, may paktori depek.
Walang starter, de-tulak.

O heto pa po ang Paktori Depek na umiikot sa web at email:


May GE steam flat iron na binebentang $2.00 lang. Kaya lang, may paktori depek.
Yung hawakan ang umiinit.

May BMW 540i na binebentang $300 lang. Kaya lang, may paktori depek.
Yung windshield - 600 ang grado.

May Mercedes 280CE na binebentang $300 lang. Kaya lang, may paktori depek.
Lahat ng gears ay paatras.

May Bosendorfer Grand piano na binebentang $100 lang. Kaya lang may paktori depek.
Baliktad yung tiklada... nasa ilalim.

May Ferragamo slip-ons na binebentang $4.00 lang. Kaya lang, may paktori depek.
Walang suutan ng paa.

May HP LaserJet 5 toner cartridges na binebentang $1.00 lang. Kaya lang, may paktori depek.
Puti ang kulay ng toner.

May Sikorsky helicopter na binebentang $200 lang. Kaya lang, may paktori depek.
Yung katawan ang umiikot.

May pison na binebentang $80.00 lang. Kaya lang may paktori depek.
Yung pison, e... de-pedal.

May high-heeled na JP Todd's - $12.00 lang. Kaya lang may paktori depek.
Yung takong nasa harap.

May stonewashed Levis, tig $1.00 lang. Kaya lang may paktori depek.
Yung zipper - sa loob sinasara.

May Chanel stockings - $1.00 ang isang dosena. Kaya lang may paktori depek.
Lahat - baggy.

May Harley Davidson Nighthawk motorcycle na binebenta - $100.00 lang. Kaya lang may paktori depek. Yun nga lang... sa mukha nung nakasakay nakaharap yung tambutso.

May Hello Kitty na panty na binenbentang $1.00 ang dalawang dosena. Kaya lang - may paktori depek. Nangagalmot!

May Doc Martens boots na binebenta - $2.00 lang ang isang pares. Kaya lang may paktori depek. Yung takong, nasa loob.

May Rolex Oyster Day-Date Perpetual na binebenta - $100.00 lang. Kaya lang may paktori depek. Yung pihitan - pihitan ng gripo!

May Maidenform bra na binebenta - $1.00 lang ang isang dosena. Kaya lang may paktori depek. Kapag gabi, nagiging kamay.

May BMW 740i na binebenta ng $500.00 lang. Kaya lang may paktori depek.
Yung mga salamin, one-way.

May pison na binebenta - $200.00 lang. Kaya lang may paktori depek.
Yung mga gulong, kudrado.

May Ethan Allen antique rocking chair na binebenta ng $5.00 lang.
Kaya lang nga... may kasamang masungit na lola.

May mga Marks & Spencer bra na binebenta ng $1.00 ang isang dosena. Kaya lang may paktori depek. Lahat - long-sleeved.

May American Medical Products wheelchair na binebenta ng $5.00 lang. Kaya lang may paktori depek. Yung wheelchair - de-pedal...

Summer In The City

Cool off on a hot summer day at the Rings Fountain in the Wharf District Parks.  You can count 64 nozzles that shoot up in the air and create circles of vertical water.  This is one of the most well-known features on the Rose Kennedy Greenway.

Nirva - Summer 2011

Nirva is a womenswear label founded by Nirva Derbekyan, driven by her fascination of color and texture. It is elegant, and rich with nuanced detail that thoughtfully dances between modern lines and obvious femininity...a femininity that reveals and comes alive in the personality of the wearer. 

Enjoy the last few weeks of Summer 2011. Sample sale going on at the atelier:

Nirva
1628 Massachusetts Ave
Lexington MA 02420
781 888 0515

Proud to have recently been awarded "Best of Boston 2011 Women's Designer!" 

What's that funky smell Bob?

Pinoy's Food Trip

  Bawal ang panget dito.

 Mexican Bar and Grill ni Señor Tarajing. 

 Space/time anomaly?

 Boloco ka, huwag bibiruin. Gutom na gutom yan.

 Malapit sa Massachusetts Institute of Technology.  Chinese take out ng mga nerd. 
Yessiree Bob, I like my pu pu hot in a pot.

 Ramon Lee's Fried Chicken, the best sa downtown noong araw.

Kung bitin sa budget, pwede na rin dito sa Jolly Cart.  O order na kabayan!

Signs that you are in Little Italy

 Pizza, Gelati, Pasta and Ristorante.

 You say tomatoh, I say kamatish.

 Old fashion Italian Bakery.

 The Printing Office of Edes & Gill, Boston’s only colonial era printing experience.

Waiting for the Saint Joseph procession.

Where else can you find a Lamborghini parked beside a Vespa, eh cumpari? Only in Little Italy, North End, Boston.