Best Buy Talaga!

 

Hey guys, remember when I got my Huawei Ideos S7 Tablet last November 7 for $299.99?  Well it went on sale at Best Buy last week for $249.99 na lang.  Sabi ko sayang, but then as a satisfied Android tablet owner eh ok na lang kasi that was almost 3 months ago.  But wait... teka minute... hold your kabayo I bought it as a holiday purchase, meaning I have 90 days to return or exchange it.  So sugod, takbo ako sa snow (hingal) kasi last day ang sale kahapon, sabado.  Una ayaw pumayag ni blondie dahil 30 days lang daw ang limit ng return.  Dito ko na ginamit ang powers ko, pungay matang tuta sabay kindat en explain in mahinahon clear voice na "ano ka Lady Gaga, holiday purchase 'to noh?"  Tawag ng manager, kunsulta, katakotakot na bulungan.  Ayon binalik din saken ang $50 ko pati tax.  Best Buy talaga!

Da Best of Pinoy's Modern Salawikain

 

 Original ad for Tolnaftate cream by DM9-JaymeSyfu, Philippines
 

Agency: McCann-Erickson, Philippines

Lintek lang ang walang ganti!

Don't get mad, get even.  

What goes around, comes around.

Biutiful Baby

 

It's a Niño For Penelope Cruz & Javier Bardem. 

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Lola Gaga

 

Celebrate with Bernardo Bernardo as he sings about SENIOR MOMENTS on his Route 66 Birthday Show. . ."LOLA GAGA--ALIVE!" at KAZUYO Sushi and Saki (7160 Melrose Avenue, Los Angeles Ca 90046). January 28 FRIDAY AT 8:00 PM.

Presidential Chi-Chi-Chi-Chia Pets!

Chia Prez, the pottery that grows are sculpted terracotta figurines used to sprout chia (Salvia hispanica).  The chia sprouts resemble the president's hair.  The collection includes Chia Obama, Chia Lincoln and Chia Washington.  For the first dito po sa Pinoy Humor Blog kasama din ang me pinakamalagong Chia, walang iba kung hindi ang Prez ng ating bayang magiliw na si Chia Pnoy.  All Chia Prez include seeds for three plantings and drip tray.

Snow Job

Don't worry folks, I am still alive and digging out since Wednesday, from our second snowstorm.  The first 2011 Nor'easter storm dumped at least 15" of wet, sticky, heavy snow sa aming barangay. Paralyzed ang airport, walang pasok ang mga bata (snow day -yehey!) Wala ding pasok sa mga opis, but thanks to the internet, you can connect to your office PC and do an honest day's work.

The snow banks on the sidewalk is more than 6 feet of heavy snow. Sabi ni Harold, the Jew, heart attack stuff nga kung papaspasan mong i-shovel. Maraming Kanong obese ang sinusugod sa emergency dahil sa pagsho-shovel ng snow. 'Ray kopo call 911!"

Doon sa mga Pinoy na nagwi-wish na "sana po mag-snow sa Pilipinas", eh, maghunos dili kayo! After days of digging out ay siguradong sisigaw kayo ng: "Ibalik niyo ako sa Pilipinas!"

 

The calm before the storm. Economic storm?

No Pants Subway Ride Boston 2011

Katatapos lang kahapon ng Global No Pants Subway Ride dine sa aming barangay.  Wala namang naulat na sinipon maliban na lang sa ilang nanigas dahil sa laming.  Gaano kalaming? Doble ng pinamalaming sa Baguio or para kang naka aircon sa loob ng freezer na may subong ice candy.  Syempre pa, papahuli ba ang China?  Gumati ang mga Chinese by doing Victoria Secret Day sa Mcdo! 

 

Hoyyy!  Mga Pinoy!  Papahuli ba tayo? Next year gusto kong makita ang inyung mga panty, thong, brief, karsonsilyo at bahag sa LRT at MRT. OK?

no pants boston via

McDo via

Ah Want Mah Bebeh-Back Bebeh-Back Bebeh-Back Riiibs!

The McRib is back. Yes folks it's the return of the McDonald's McRib sandwich. A pressed pork patty with no ribs, barbecue sauce, onions, and pickles served on a 6 inch roll.

Janet Jackson Live In Manila

 

Uy magco-concert daw si ate Janet Jackson sa Feb. 4 doon sa PICC. Sana mag-guest din si Idol Manny.  No, hindi po kasama si Tracy Morgan aka Brian Fellow na nagpapagaling sa kanyang katatapos lang na kidney transplant. Good luck Tracy & Janet!

Do You Believe in Reincarnation?

 

Confucius and Malicious

thanks to mark viloria & jojo pogi

Manigong Bagong MMXI!

Ring out the old, ring in the new, Ring, happy bells, across the snow: 

The year is going, let him go; Ring out the false, ring in the true.

 

salamat sa FB friends,

cindy, sue, gryan & carling.

Goodbye Baboo 2010! The Year of Leaks.