Usapang Car Talk

Nagpunta ako kahapon sa local Chedeng Car dealer dito sa aming barangay.  Nag-kicking the tires at s'yempre pa libre meryenda at cafe sa show room.  Ito po ang aking pinagpilian, $12k to 16k yellow Smart car.

Teka minute, mas ok itong red Mercedes Benz SLK280 2dr Roadster.  $28.6k lang.  Ang linis maski na pre-owned siya.  Pagkatapos kong mabundat sa libreng meryenda, sugod si Pinoy. Para bilin ang red Chedeng?  Hindee!  Para tumaya sa lotto. 

Wormhole to the Sto. Niño de Tondo Church of Manila

If there is a rip in the space and time continuum in Manila, it would probably look like this.

  

Then and Now - Sto. Niño de Tondo Church.  Established by Franciscan priests on May 3, 1572. Construction of its first stone structure started in 1611 under the term of Fr. Alonzo Guererro and completed by 1695. Damaged and rebuilt after the earthquakes of 1740 and 1863. The present structure was built after World War II. 

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Ninoy and Joe, Separated at Birth?

 

Senator Benigno Simeon "Ninoy" Aquino, Jr. and Penn State's Coach Joseph Vincent "Joe" Paterno. 

The First Thanksgiving?

Da Best of Pinoy Humor's Turkey Day

Thank you, thank you, ang babait ninyo!

Nagsimula na po ang biggest holiday exodus ng mga kano pauwi sa kanikanilang barangay para sa darating na Thanksgiving Day. 4.6 million ang lilipad while 30 milliones naman ang maglo-long drive para sa reunion ng kanilang dysfunctional family. Yan pong nasa ibaba ang past Thanksgivingdinner  ni Bertha. Since na layoff po cya eh spam single sandwich na lang daw po ngayon. Sa bagay wala sa roast turkey, stuffing, cranberry sauce, pumpkin pie at eggnog yan, diba Nognog? Nasa spirit po yan at pasasalamat sa mga blessing na natangap natin ngayon taon. Kaya from the bottom of my kwek-kwek eh HAPPY PINOY TY DAY sa inyung lahat! Taos pusong pakikiramay naman sa mga pabo.

original litson photo here

Pinoy News Komiks: Pope OKs Condoms for Man-Whores

 Pope Benedict XVI says condoms can be justified for male prostitutes seeking to prevent the spread of HIV.  

DIY Neoprene Wine err.. Android Tablet Bag

 

Mang Arnel, so far okz lang ang Huawei Ideos Tablet natin.  It's not an iPad killer but for the price (3 Benjamins) ok na if you want to get your finger este feet wet sa Android experience.  The resistive touch screen is surprisingly very responsive.  Calls on Google voice and T-Mobile are very clear, but I wont be using it as a cellphone, ang laki kc.  'Yoko din magmukhang dork using a Bluetooth headset.  Ngayon hindi na ako parang tuta na tagadala ng purse at bubuntotbutot ke Bertha pag nasa Mallengke kami.  Upo lang ako sa isang tabi at hala, bira ... pindot, dutdot sa akong tablitas like there is no tomorrow.

Cons:  Walang support sa web maliban sa Android forum.  Wala ding mabilihan ng accessories, kaya bumili na lang ako ng two bottle neoprene wine bag sa Dollar store.  Hinati sa gitna at presto me gadget bag na si Mang Gyber. 

My Tatay is Cheap but Crafty

Instant Balikbayan / Balikplaneta

 

Tinatayang 42.2 million kano ang magho-homecoming sa kanilang hometown ngayong Thanksgiving.  I wish I could go home too.  Thanks to Roy Alvares para na rin akong nagbalikbayan dito sa 360 panorama at wee planets ng aking kinalakihang hometown.  Salamat po.

M Roxas - Leiva Street in Philippines

Pinoy News Komiks - Don't Touch My Junk Bro!

Welcum po sa ating bagong komiks news portion ng My Pinoy Humor Blog.  Mga balitang isinakomiks para madaling maintindihan ng ating readers.  Like itong si John Tyner na ayaw ng magpa-scan at magpahipo ng kanyang junk sa TSA.  Kaya ayun hindi siya nakalipad, da end. 

Maraming ang ayaw lumipad sa darating na Thanksgiving dahil nga sa kapkapang brutal ng TSA.  Ang solusyon jan ay i-export kaya natin ang masipag na security guards ng Pinas.  They can do a complete body search using only a piece of 10 inch stick.  Expert siya jan at no physical contact pa.  At bago sila kapkapan ay meron pang "Good morning Mamser!" from our sikyong pinoy aka doorman din.

Pacman News Headlines

Mga ulo ng namamagang balita.

Manila Times - Pacquiao Shuts Out Foe.

Abante - Boxing Immortal!

Manila Bulletin - It's Pacquiao!

 

Abante Tonight - Thrilla In Manila 2?

Two Thumbs Up Pacman!

 

World's best boxer ever Manny "Pacman" Pacquiao with Atty. Bong Cabatit.  Congrats Manny.  Mabuhay ka!

Da Best of Manny Pacquiao

 

 Pacman in 3D, best viewed with 3D eyeglasses.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Nanalo si Joshua Clottey laban ke Manny Pacquiao sa kilitian portion ng "The Event" sa Texas kagabi.

Manny Pacquiao KOs David Diaz

Tulog na bunsoy ko.

Ang Hitman vs. Da PacMan

Galeng ng tats ni Ricky "Hitman" Hatton. Bagay na bagay.

Oscar de la Hoya Wins New Crown

Sus ginoo! Sa hirap bay, natutong magbisaya si Oscar de la Hoya.

 

 

Manny Pacquiao batters Miguel Cotto for a TKO win in Las Vegas. Congratz Pacman!

 

 

 

Pinoy Helmet, Walkman, Adidas vs. American Kwek Kwek?

Pampatay ng gutom ng masang Pinoy.  Ihaw ihaw street foods ni manong sa mga kanto ng Maynila.  Bahala na kung saan galing ang mystery meat na ire.  Patibayan lang yan ng sikmura.

Walkman - tenga ng baboy.  Helmet - ulo ng manok.  Adidas - paa ng manok.  IUD - bituka ng manok o baboy.

 

American Kwek Kwek?  Kala ko nga, pero ito po ang bagong Sausage Pancake Bites ng Dunkin.  Half sausage + half pancake = one coronary thrombosis.  Tikim lang siguro ako.

'Til Secondhand Smoke Do Us Part

 

Protect your family. Secondhand smoke kills!

Breaking News - Pekeng Michael Jackson?

Peke! Yan ang sabida ng Jackson family including Katherine, La Toya, Prince and Paris.   Ni-record daw yan ni Michael at Mang Palito noong 2007.  Pero s'yempre pa orig daw yan sabida naman ng $ony at ni Bubbles. Kaya kayo ang humatol bayan!  Listen and judge for yourself. 
Update:  Biglang nawala sa SoundCloud ang Breaking News ni MJ daw. Oh well, It was good while it lasted. Heto ang You Tube, watch it bago mawala.

 

    BREAKING NEWS

    Everybody wanting a piece of Michael Jackson.
    Reporters stalking the moves of Michael Jackson.
    Just when you thought he was done,
    he comes to give it again.”

    no matter what, you just wanna read it again
    no matter what, you just wanna feel it again

    now is that strange that i fall in love
    who is the boogie man you thinkin’ of
    all went crazy coz im just in love
    this is breaking news X2

    everybody watching the news of michael jackson
    They want to see that I fall,
    cause I’m Michael Jackson

    You write the words to destroy
    like it’s a weapon

    you turn your back on the love and you think you can get it again

    no matter what, you just wanna read it again
    no matter what, you just wanna feel it again

    now is that strange that i fall in love
    who is the boogie man you thinkin’ of
    all went crazy coz im just in love
    this is breaking news X2

    now is that strange that i fall inlove
    who is the boogie man you thinkin’ of
    all went crazy coz im just in love
    this is breaking news X2

    all the news today they say CRAZY time
    who is stranger today we want this day baby

    now is that strange that i fall in love
    who is the boogie man you thinkin’ of
    all went crazy coz im just in love
    this is breaking news X2

    now is that strange that i fall in love
    who is the boogie man you thinkin’ of
    all went crazy coz im just in love
    this is breaking news X2

    YOU’RE BREAKING NEWS

Unboxing Huawei S7 Android Tablet

Black Friday came in early for me today.  Sale ang Huawei Ideos S7 Android tablet sa Best Buy for $299 or 3 Benjamins.  So far okz naman ang android na 'to.  It's more of a giant iPhone pagkatapos kong isalpak ang sim card ko.  Heto po ang unboxing ng box ng Huawei S7.  (Bagoong sold separately) Enjoy!

 

Huawei Ideos S7 Android tablet features a 7" touch screen that allows you to surf the Internet, browse images and play music and videos easily. The built-in Wi-Fi network enables efficient multitasking on the go.
 

What's Included

    * Huawei Ideos 7" Tablet S7
    * Lithium-ion battery
    * USB cable, AC adapter, headset
    * Owner's manual

Product Features

    * 7" color touch screen
      For clear viewing of your messages, photos and videos.
    * Built-in Wi-Fi 802.11b/g/n network
      For Internet capability on the go (additional fees may apply).
    * Android 2.1 operating system
      Allows you to stay connected and productive on the go.
    * Bluetooth 2.1 + EDR capability
      For wireless communication with a Bluetooth-enabled device.
    * Store photos and videos
      Up to 8GB with the microSD card slot (media not included).
    * Built-in 2.0MP front/rear digital camera
      For taking still photos.

Sabado Photo Fun

 

DIY sabado photo fun na naman dito sa Pinoy Humor.  Upload lang ang imong nga piktyurs sa "Change Your World" ng Samsung 2View enden konting click lang, ayan me funny photo ka na to share with your berks.  O sali na!

Anak ng Huweteng

 

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers. – Homer Simpson 

Headlines We'd Like to See

Congratulations to Governor-elect Jimmy McMillan of the Rent is Too Damn High Party.

Pinoy 3D Photo - Kanyon ng Intramuros

 

Pagkatapos malupig ng imperyalistang kano ang conquistador na kastila sa moro-morong "Battle of Manila Bay" ay kinalas nila ang kanyon ng Intramuros. Ito'y ginawang laruan ng tuwang tuwa at walang kamuwangmuwang na Pilipino at kinilo naman ng negosyanteng Intsik. 

Manny Pacquiao with Will Ferrell on Jimmy Kimmel Live

 

Pasado ala una ng madaling araw, nagpapantok lang ako watching TV ng biglang kumata si PacMan ka-duet si Will Ferrell sa Jimmy Kimmel Live.  Oh no, to late to record it.  Kaya pasensiya na kayo sa cellphone photo ng TV ko. UPDATE - eto po ang official video by JKL.

Bading este Badung (bading na dagul) pala si Shaq!

Basta rarampa ako sa T (Boston subway) ngayon Halloween.  Yan ang pramis ni Shaquille "Badung" O'Neal. Kaya naman naka-tutok ang mga hitad na fans ni Shaquetta sa twitter.  Kaso umurong ang baklang 7-foot 325-pound femme fatale.  Kaya nag-twitterlo na lang siya ng piktyurs at video lip-syncing to a version of Beyonce's Beautiful Nightmare.