Big Challenge to the Big Shamrock

Street Foods sa Little italy

Ang dakilang sweet Italian sausage.

Barbeque beef, sayang wala silang betamax.

The Italian crew.

Grilled Chicken kabobs, sana may IUD sa dulo.

We All Scream For Ice Cream Cannoli

Patapos na ang sunod sunod na fiesta sa Little Italy.  Pista ni St. Anthony ngayon, wall to dingding ang taong namiyesta kagabi.  Dahil sa sobrang init, hit ang ice cream cannoli.  Haba ng pila!  Miss ko tuloy ang dirty ice cream in a bun ng Maynila. 

The Best of Paris Hilton

Oh no, busted naman si ate Paris for alleged cocaine possession.  Well since I can't find my funny bone, heto po ang the best of Paris Hilton.  Lumang ulam pero hindi pagpag ng Pinoy Humor Blog.  Click lang sa piktyurs.

Birthday Boy

Happy birthday Pee Wee Herman.  Yes folks 58 na po ang Bitoy ng america.  In honor of Paul Reubens' birthday, let all do the Pee Wee dance. Tequila!

Pinoy Anting-Anting T-shirt

 

May magandang post si Dennis tungkol sa anting-anting, kaya naalala ko na may anting-anting t-shirt ako na nabili sa Maynila noong dekada 90.  Hindi ko pa ito nagagamit o naisuot kaya parang bago pa.  Nakaguhit si Jesus, nababalot ng aura ng kaligtasan.  Sa itaas ang mata ng Dios sa loob ng triangolo, simbolo ng mga Mason.  Parang nag fist bump o me inaabot si Jesus  sa katabi niya.  Sa kanan ay ang Shem, rocket ship na magdadala sa piling mapalad patungo sa kalangitan.  Totoo kaya na may bisa itong mga anting-anting? Sana may agimat o mutya kontra sa mga kolektor.  Ay ayan na ang bumbay!  Time to use my  invisible cloak.  Teka minute, asan ba yun? Di ko makita!

The Right Tool for the Right Job

 

SWAT: Sugod. Wait. Atras. Tago.

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Bumper Sticker of the Month

 

Biglang prenong nakakangilo ang bumulabog sa katahimikan ng aming barangay sabay malakas na galabog.  Uy fender bender!  Syempre pa naki-uzi si Pinoy.  Lakas ng tawa ko ng makita ko ang bumper sticker noong nakabanga.  Ha ha ha, nag-left turn na hindi nag-slow down ang bugoy.  Ayan chaos, panic & disoder tuloy siya. Ha ha ha!

McDo Angus Snack Wrap Attack!

Ilang beses na akong tinatawag, inaakit ng makatulong laway na bagong TV ads ng  McDonalds Angus Snack Wrap.  Kagabi ala-una AM, after watching it again, inatake ako Angus Snack Wrap attack. Pero en but sarado na ang aking suking Mcdo.  Napanigipan ko pa silang tatlo.  Sila si Deluxe with ripe red tomato, fresh green leaf lettuce and rings of red onions crinkle cut pickles, American cheese, creamy mayonnaise and yellow mustard.  Si Bacon & Cheese na me fresh rings of red onions; crinkle cut pickles, a strip of bacon, American cheese, ketchup and yellow mustard.  At ang aking payborit na si Mushroom & Swiss with sautéed mushrooms, Swiss cheese and creamy Mayonnaise.  Onli $1.99 ang isa.

'Lam naman ninyo na ako ay isang fast food junkie, kaya kinabukasan sugod me sa golden arches.  I'll have the Bacon & Cheese & Mushroom & Swiss wrap atsaka libreng sabaw kung meron.  Hinagpis ni Ronald at Hetty!  Asan ang umaapaw na mushrooms, ang nakausli at nakadilang angus beef na gustong makipag-french kiss saken?  Where is da umaapaw na bacon, kamatis atbp.  Ayun nasa loob, mali ang piktyur sa TV.  Tadong food stylist yan, nilagay lahat ng laman sa dulo ng tortilla.  Pero after isang kagat, uy panalo ang lasa.  Sarap! Kaya lang bitin.  Maka-order pa nga.  

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Lumuha Ka, Aking Bayan

 

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Ifugaos in 3D

 

3D animation from an old Manila stereoscope photo.

Wagi ang Kanong Hilaw sa Tondo!

A night of laughter, music and memories
by Malou Liwanag-Bledsoe | AJPress San Francisco

Last Saturday, August 14, the stage at Serramonte Del Rey High School Theatre in Daly City came alive when New Yorker in Tondo came onstage.

A delightful fast-paced comedy, the five-member cast of New Yorker in Tondo fitted well in their roles and kept the audience entertained throughout the one-act play. 

Louella Albornoz set the tone as Aling Atang, the mother of Kikay, her daughter who had just come back to Tondo after a year of studying in New York. Albonrnoz’ comedic timing, along with the Tagalog to English mispronounciations that are a staple of Fil-Am comedy, had the audience laughing from the start.

Robin Lee Salazar played Tony, the centerpiece of an odd-ball love triangle, who is engaged to two women, his singing voice and good looks worked well for his part.
 
Joji Isla was hilarious as Totoy, a lifelong friend who has a crush on one of Tony’s fiancee, Nena, played by Jackie Castillejo-Guingona.Castillejo’s Nena was reminiscent of Lucille Ball, as she worked the stage with a wonderful sense of slapstick and facial expression

 

Richgail Enriquez, rounded out the cast as Kikay, the girl who’s friends all came to welcome back home to Tondo, only to find that Tondo had become to small for a big city girl with attitude. 

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Usapang Itlog na Pula at Puti

Tanong: Paano gumawa ng itlog na pula?

Sagot: Pitik-pitikin mo.

Tanong: Eh pano gumawa ng itlog na maalat?

Sagot: Magpa-pawis ka.

 

Funny-Offensive Tee

 

Dapat kc tigil ka sa real loser eh tinuloy mo pa rin.   Ha ha ha, galit sa mundo si lolo. 

Location, location, location.

 

Buti na lang at hindi magkatabi.

RakEnRol Kopya Cat?

Twist and Shout is a song written by Phil Medley and Bert Russell.  Tinira at binanatan din ng Beatles at Isley Brothers.  Can you guess kung sino ang original? Plakang plaka ng Bitols ang Isley pero, but, ngunit, sulabit ang Top Notes po ang orig na original na unang nag twist sabay sigaw.  

Isa na namang walang kabuluhang rakenrol trivia ng My Pinoy Humor Blog.  Hala tuis na ng tuis!

Tango By Moonlight

It's the 14th season of "Tango by Moonlight", presented by the Tango Society of Boston.  Dance the night away by the light of the moon shimmering over the rippling waters of the Charles River.  Do it the Argentine way.

Couples dancing the dance of love on the Weeks Pedestrian Bridge near Harvard Square.

 Footloose on the Weeks footbridge.

Pinoy iBike

Ang bilis ng takbo ng technology.  Last year ito ang cutting edge bike ng Sony Ericsson.  It comes with a netbook, GPS and a videocam powered by a huge ass battery on a bag.  Ngayon lahat yan ay nasa smartphone or iPhone that you can mount on your bike handlebar.  Parang gusto ko na tuloy palitan yung Pinoy iBike ko.  Pero sayang kasi astig ang tunog ng stereo niya, me cassette pa.

Sa Sabado Na Po Sila!

 

Konting ticket na lang pa po ang natitira for New Yorker in Tondo.  A Palanca Award Winning Play written by Marcelino Agana Jr, directed by Jackie Castillejo-Guingona and presented by L3 Dream Productions.  It will be staged at the Serramonte Del Rey High School Theatre at 699 Serramonte Blvd., Daly City on Saturday, August 14 at 7:30pm.  Joining Jackie Castillejo-Guingona onstage are performers Thage Montecarlo, Robin Lee Salazar, Joji Isla (assistant director din) and Richgail Enriquez. 

Tickets are on sale now for $28. For information call Editha at (415) 684-4040 and/or (650) 892-9067.

Welcome Big Shamrock!

 

It's official folks, Celtics na si Shaquille O’Neal!  Ang daming nagbinyag ng nicknames kay Shaq like "Green Giant", "The Green Monster", "The Shamroq",  "Tip-in O’Neal", "Dapper O’Neal", and "Lobster Shaq".  But mas type ng The Man of Steel ang "The Big Shamrock".  Ang unang laban ni Shaq ay kay Glen “Big Baby, Tulo Laway” Davis, marathon clam chowder eating contest.  O pusta na!

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Giant Kwek-Kwek?

 

Hindi po.  Higanteng pisbol?  Nope. Hindi din tukneneng.  Siret?  Arancini di Riso po yan, golden fried rice balls coated with breadcrumbs, na me ibat ibang palaman like meat, peas, ham, mozzarella cheese, mushrooms o talong.  Parang pritong sushi con siopao con kwek-kwek na may Marinara or fresh piquant tomato sauce.  Masarap kung bagong luto, malutong ang labas. Mabibili sa inyung suking street food vendor kung me fiesta sa Little Italy.

The Other Side of The Wall

This is the photo-mural on the opposite side of "The Wall" along Modica Way .  A black and white photo collage on enameled steel panel that commemorates the faces and flavor of Central Square.

Self appointed enforcer of the law. Naalala ko tuloy si Ranger ng Paco.

The Central Square of the universe.

 

Cambridge Post Office on the left and City Hall on the right.

Central Square's "The Wall"

MEME gallery hosted yesterday "The Street Museum" - a one day transformation of The Wall located in Central Square at 567 Mass Ave. This is the only legal wall in Cambridge for street artists to create their work.

Special Invited Artists:  SKRIPT, GJYD, Fish McGill, Rhonda Divine Ratray, White Shadow, Dirk Adams, Rene Gagnon, Bru Jø, LEGO.

Super Monroe!

Everything you need to create your tags is provided by the MEME gallery.

 

Toxic Dept. Inspector by Shepard "Obey Giant" Fairey on the roof of The Wall.