Pinoy 3D Photo - Semana Santa ni Lola

3D animation from an old Manila stereoscope photo

Avatar iPhone

 

 Make your own fourth-generation "Avatar" iPhone here.

Pinoy Summer Threat este Treats

 

Miss ko ang halo-halo jan sa aten. While 76 hours na cold rain ang prediction dito sa aming barangay eh siguradong sobrang init naman jan sa Maynila. Ang sarap tuloy kumain ng halo-halo na may munggo, kidney beans, garbanzos, kaong, macapuno, langka, star apple, sago, nata de coco, ube, kamote, pinipig, gulaman, at leche flan. Ay leche, tumulo tuloy ang laway ko. Me ice cream pa sa ibabaw. Sarap!

Palaspas

Kill da Lights!

Ang mahal ng kuryente ngayon, kill da lights! Sabida ni lola Britney noong araw. Yes folks, tapos na jan ang Earth Hour sa Planet Makati while dito eh umaga pa lang ng sabado. Kaya mamayang gabi eh take advantage na kami ni Bertha at candlelight dinner na naman. Kaya lang po me angle si Bertha na hindi romantic sa candlelight, para bang undas ang dating. Ha ha ha! Kill those lights!

Haul Video at si Kikoy Shoppingero

Dito po sa land of milk, honey and recession wala pa rin tigil ang shoppingan. Kaya nga uso dito ang haul video sa you tube. Ha? Ano yun? Ano pa eddie may I make yabang sa mga na shopping mo in video. Paano yun? Well Manuel, panoorin mo na lang to.

Syempre pa papahuli ba ang pinoy? Kaya last weekend sugod tayo sa mall. Spring na sa aming barangay kaya I need a new spring roll este jacket. $129 po etong Calvin Klein Jacket sa Macy's pero nabili lang to ng pepaw mo for only $20.00 sa Marshalls. Wagi! Ika nga ni Harold da Jew "don't buy retail." Uy kailangan me ternong hot na hat. PETER GRIMM Depp Mens Fedora for only 9 bucks. Wagi ulet! Pero merong clearance na Peter Grimm Garcia linen coffee bag banded Fedora at $3 lang. Buy bay! Nokia 1661 prepaid cellphone, $10 sa Target (pang-emergency lang). $3.24 basic maong pants, Target (pangharabas). $3.00 winter booties sa H&M para sa next winter. O ayan, bet you can't beat that like a sore dick!

The Queen of (Broken) Hearts

Isang eksena sa Alice I Wonder Why? "Malaki ba ang ulo ko?" say ni Red Queen. Sagot bayan!

James Bone in Dragan Effect

Here at My Pinoy Humor Blog, I have a 5 minute rule. Bilibid or not, 5 minutes lang po ang birada naten kada piktyur. Kaya kung bubusisiin eh medyo balbon at me mga mali. Minsan tawa pa ako ng tawa (uy windang na) habang nag-photoshop, pag nag-click at super funny ang photo naten.

Matagal ko ng gustong matutunan ang Dragan Effect, kaya ninakaw naten ang photo ni Palito aka James Bone sa blog ni Dennis Villegas para pagpraktisan. After 4 minutes, konting dagdag, bawas at daya (uy parang Comelec) ayan Dragan effectos na si Topalits.

If you have the time and want to get your paa wet sa Dragan Effect heto po yung tutorial.

Pinoy's Medicine Cabinet

We don't endorse Tightens Vagina Expert pero kung maluwag este mahigpit ang pangangailangan mo dahil dadating na si mister from da midol es eh google mo na lang. Warning lang po at hindi aprubado ng FDA yan. O heto yung sabida ng website na nangbobola este nagbebenta nito.

Tighten Vagina Expert is a revolutionary therapeutic product for a woman's vaginal environment, formulated by the most renowned Chinese medical treatise "Compedium of Materia Medica" and manufactured using the most advanced Japanese pharmaceutical technology with top quality wild herbal extracts planted at plateaus.

Tighten Vagina Essence is proved to be effective in rejuvenating vaginal muscles by increasing its contractibility to increase users sexual pleasure; moreover, it can also deliver distinctive results in balancing vaginal hygienic environment. Curing vaginal inflammation, relieving vaginal swelling and soothing vaginal itchiness by is revolutionary hormone-balancing and bactericidal formula.

Tiger's Sexting - Sanitized For Your Protection

Grabe pala ang pagkamanyakis nitong si Tiger Woods. Sobrang over talaga! 'Lam naman ninyo na PG-13 ang My Pinoy Humor Blog kaya pinalitan natin ng kakaning pinoy ang mga maselang parte ng sex text ni Tiger Woody. Ika nga eh sanitized for your protection. Pasok Tiger!

Tiger:Sent: 03:43 PM 08/29/2009:
Ok. I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust. Para magluto tayo ng mga kakaning pinoy.

Tiger:Sent: 04"02 PM 08/29/2009:
I want to treat you rough. Throw you around, spank and slap your palitaw. Para bilog at plat na plat.

Tiger:Sent: 04:06 PM 08/29/2009:
Slap your palitaw. Treat you like a dirty little trapo. Put my puto bumbong in your bibingka and then shove it down your throat. Masarap ba?

Tiger:Sent: 05:15 PM 08/29/2009:
I want you to beg for my puto bumbong. Kiss you all over to convince me to let you have it in your mouth with asukal and niyog! Atsaka Dairy Cream pa.

114th Boston Marathon

The Boston Marathon is an annual marathon hosted by the city of Boston, Massachusetts, on Patriots' Day, the third Monday of April. Begun in 1897 and inspired by the success of the first modern-day marathon competition in the 1896 Summer Olympics, the Boston Marathon is the world's oldest annual marathon and ranks as one of the world's most well-known road racing events. It is one of five World Marathon Majors. [wiki]

DATE
Monday, April 19, 2010

TIME
Push Rim Wheelchair Start: 9:22 a.m.
Elite Women Start: 9:32 a.m.
Elite Men & Wave 1 Start: 10:00 a.m.
Wave 2 Start: 10:30 a.m.

DISTANCE
26 miles, 385 yards (42.195 Kilometers)

THE COURSE
The legendary Boston Marathon course follows a point-to-point route from rural Hopkinton to Boston and is certified per the guidelines set forth by the IAAF and USA Track and Field.

FIELD SIZE LIMIT
25,000

ELIGIBILITY AND QUALIFYING
Qualifiers for the 114th Boston Marathon must meet the designated time standard that corresponds to their age group. Qualifying performances must be run on or after September 27, 2008 in marathons which have been certified by USA Track and Field or foreign equivalent.

boston marathon.org

Pambansang Kamao and MMDA Urinal Action Figure Set

Ang pag-ihi ay isyut. Nang manatili 'tong kyut!

pacman

Signs that you are in Phuket Thailand

Ladies Room. Bawal pumasok ang ladyboys, transgender, drag queen, bading at mga babaeng mukhang bading.

teng-Q po ke Pogz 4 da piktyur

Another Day in Paradise

She calls out to the man on the street "Sir, can you help me?" He pretends he can't hear her.

Happy Nilagang Corned beef and Cabbage Day!

Everybody's Irish today. Syempre pa hindi kumpleto ang St. Patrick's day kung walang toma at nilagang corned beef with potato, carrots at repolyo. Parang pinoy nilaga lang, with corned beef instead of regular beef. Try ninyo. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

corned beef
sponge bob

Pacquiao vs Clottey DVD

Ang bilis talaga ng pinoy! Parang Toyota Prius na walang preno. Isang oras pagkatapos ng bakbakan nina PacMan at Turtle Man eh parang kabute na nagsulputan ang mga pirated DVD at pekeng Blu-ray sa bangketa ng Quiapo at Santa Cruz. P50 pesos lang ang isa at me kasama pang bakbakan ng commercial nina Noynoy Aquino at Manny Villar.

U900 Ukelele Duo

O MY GID! It's the U900! The Japanese ukulele duo doing "Walk Don't Run". Happy music for a rainy Monday morning.

Ras na hEireann U.S.A.—A St. Patrick’s Day 5K Race

Ras na hEireann is the most genuine Irish race this side of the Atlantic. It is a celebration of traditions dating back centuries and simply a celebration of spring in Somerville, Massachusetts.

This race was born in Ireland and named in honor of its famous sister race, the Ras na hEireann International Cross Country held in Termonfechin, County Louth, Republic of Ireland. The Ras na hEireann U.S.A. 5 Km is open to all, from beginners to international stars.

This race is a gem, an Emerald to be sure, and has become a local spring tradition in only five years. What a way to kick off the new 2010 racing season and celebrate the coming of spring.

There are 5000 registered runner & walker limit.

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Ras na hEireann U.S.A.

Natalo ni Clottey si PacMan sa....

Nanalo si Joshua Clottey laban ke Manny Pacquiao sa kilitian portion ng "The Event" sa Texas kagabi. Good luck Champ!

UPDATE
Cementing his status as the best pound-for-pound boxer in the world with another one-sided victory, Manny Pacquiao defeated Joshua Clottey at Cowboys Stadium. Judges score it 120-108, 119-109 and 119-109 for Pacquiao.

Happy 70th Birthday, Walker!

Happy 70th Birthday, Pepaw Chuck Norris!

chuck norris
old man

XXXIII International Eucharistic Congress

33rd International Eucharistic Congress in Manila, February 3-7, 1937

via ebay

Harvard's Lowell House Bell Tower

After a long kilig to the bulalong winter we had a taste of spring last Sunday, maski na sa abente pa ng Marso ang talagang start ng tagsibol. Umabot sa lampas 50 degrees fahrenheit (10 celcius para po ke Mang Celso) ang temperatura kaya naglibot ako sa paligid ng Harvard Square. Tiyempo alas dos at rumupeke ang mga kampana sa tore ng Lowell House. Maaari po ninyong madinig ang kampana ng Lowell House dito.

The Lowell House bells, a collection of 17 Russian bells, were given by Charles Crane as a gift to the house in 1930. The bells originally came from the St. Danilov Monastery in Moscow.

Occasionem Cognosce: “Recognize your opportunity!”

Lowell House Bell Tower

Lady Kanye of the Oscars & Manila?

Kris Aquino, Elinor Burkett, Roger Ross Williams, Oscar, Lady Kanye West

altfg.com

Dream Central

Multicultural Manifestoes by Ritsuko Taho

This half-acre installation in the heart of Central Square reveals the inner hopes of Cantabrigians of all ages and backgrounds. Ritsuko Taho spent five months soliciting "dream statements" via public meetings, workshops, and "dream collection boxes" around Central Square. She then inscribe selections on six rings of brass cylinders. The statements range from personal ambitions (becoming a teacher, veterinarian, or dancer; finishing college) to goals for the world at large (ending racism, and pollution, increasing tolerance and unity). Three of the scroll rings rest on a pillar of frosted glass bearing the word "dream" in 48 languages.

ritsuko taho
cambridgema.gov

Fashionably Late

Get a chance to hobnob with the hip crowd in Boston's hip new hotel, The Liberty and check out the latest threads from Nirva Derbekyan and Michelle Weber plus music from Michael Savant.

spring/summer 2010 - Armenian Odyssey from NIRVA on Vimeo.

Nirva
1628 Massachusetts Ave Lexington, MA 02420
t: 781.888.0515 f: 781.541.6019
www.nirva.com

Sa Linggo na po ang "Kristo"

Flipside Network will be staging the highly acclaimed Philippine Passion Play (Senakulo), “Kristo” during the Lenten Season of March 7, 2010 at the Chabot College Performing Arts Center in Hayward, Ca. Portraying the role of Jesus is two-time Philippine best actor, Mat Ranillo III together with Krista Ranillo, Suzette Ranillo, Joji Isla, Jackie Castillejo, Lilibeth De Rivera, Thange Monteclaro, Ryan Ortiz, Fr. Geoffrey Baraan and Gloria Sevilla. Choreography by Johnny Veloso.

Kristotheplay.com

Pinoy Fake News Headlines

Mga nagbabagang headline balita na sinawsaw sa fishball sauce ko day.

via http://www.mb.com.ph

Pat Salem and Dinky Doo ng America?

Grammy-winner Jason Mraz live in Korea.

Pinoy Urban Dictionary

Feeling wrangler, gurang o oldies ka ba pag nagkaapo ka sa pinsan at pamangkin mo? Bet ko ayaw mong matawag ng lola o lolo. Like si Jim Carrey na biglang naging gramps sa daughter niyang si Jane. Well Manuel, me cool na lingo ngayon ang mga kids dito sa estet re lola en lolo. O heto na.

Pepaw - a term for a grandfather.
Meemaw - a grandmother's nickname.

source: meemaw, pepaw, count olaf, jim carrey

We Interrupt This Blog to Bring You a Public Service Announcement

Lost & injured dog. Found on North Street, between Medford and Somerville line. Being treated @ Angell Animal Medical Centers.

We Are (not) The World 3

GSK (gulong sa katatawa) ako last saturday sa spoof ng SLN. Ha ha ha maski na hindi singer kasali sa We Are The World 2. Ang daming sabet, me baby na me Farnsworth Bentley pa! Ika nga ni Quincy Jones (Kenan Thompson), "the song itself was a disaster...a sloppy mess of half famous randos." The intentions were good but disaster talaga. Sabi nga ng greek kong kapitbahay "only in ameriki".