Pinoy Misheard lyrics

Kaluluwa kaming tambing
Sa purgatoryo nanggaling
Kung kami po'y lilimusan
Dali-dalian po lamang
Baka kami'y mapagsarhan
Ng pinto sa kalangitan

undas kambing by kendotken

Pinoy Monster Mash

While we are just carving our kalabasa dito, jan naman sa atin ay disperas na ng undas o araw ng mga patay. If you want to send out a wicked personalized Halloween e-card eh heto to ang tip ni Pinoy. Just upload your piktyur (no kopya cat ha?) dito sa seenow.com at after a few clicks eh meron na kayong monster mash-up e-card. O libre yan. But wait... ika nga ng TV infomercial, pwede pa ninyong pasayawin ang ating mga monster dito naman sa monstermashup.com. Have a safe and Happy Halloween!

PINOY KOPYA CAT?

Nakakataba ng puso at iba pang parte ng aking katawan kung medyo natatawa at nakikiliti kayo dito sa "My Pinoy Humor Blog." Mas nakakatuwa kung makita mo na kinopya este hiniram ang ating piktyurs sa ibang pinoy blog at email. Pakiusap lang po, baka naman pwedeng bigyan ng credit or link kung saan ninyo hiniram yung piktyur. Kamutan lang po ng likod yan. Salamat po.

chiz photo via

Kasal ng Taon

Natuloy din sa the end (sa wakas) ang kasal ng taon nina Korina Sanchez at Vice-Presidential aspirant Manuel Mar Roxas. Medyo na-late ang bride dahil hinintay pa ni Korina na matuyo ang mga sinampay na fertility kumot. Tradisyon daw ito ng mga bride na leyebo kwarentay singko na. Mabuhay ang bagong kasal! O padyakan na!

Bathtub Jesus

Bathtub Jesus - decorative lawn ornament, popular through much of New england, where an old cast-iron bathtub is buried standing up, halfway into the ground, and a statue of Jesus is placed inside.

Loren Loren Sinta

Heto po ang mga usapang me halong chismis sa barberya/kapeshop ni Pinoy. Tipong tuloy na ang Gibo atsaka Cebu Gov. Gwendolyn Garcia tandem para sa Lakas. Naghina na ba ang Gibo - Legarda for 2010? Ayaw din daw ni Alfred Neuman este Chiz Escudero pala, na maging mate (running that is) si Loren Legarda sa 2010. Kung matuloy naman ang Villar - Legarda tandem eh paano na si Binay? Medyo makabiting bangin talaga, nepo? Sino kaya ang aampon sa ating Orphan? Abangan ang susunod na kabanata sa mga kwentong kapeshop con barberya con Kutsero con padyak boy.

Pinoy Headlines atsaka Telenovela

Nililigawan ni Senator Manny Villar si Makati Mayor Jejomar Binay na tumakbong bise presidente niya. Naniniwala si Senator Manny na hahadlangan ng Supreme Court ang kandidatura ni Erap. Sagutin kaya ni Jejomar si Manny? Ibabasura kaya ng Supreme si Erap? Abangan ang susunod na kabanata.

Best Halloween Costumes for Couples

Whoopie Cushion costume and Big Butt Chef costume

Burning Up The Bedsheets, da Sex Video

Sex Instructional Video by Grady Wilson with Megan Fox.

Food Safety Awareness Week

Manong naman.... alam ba ninyo na ang October 20 to 26 ay Food Safety Awareness Week. Huwag kayong magagalit but bawal hong magkamot ng fishball ngayon. Hay kaya pala malasa ang fishballs ni manong, me secret ingredient!

Pinoy Halloween Mask

How to make da Pinoy Mask:

1 Print
2 Cut out face and eyes
3 Poke small holes in ears
4 Put rubber band in hole
5 Kiss Korina, the bride of Frankenstein

Pinoy Retro Litrato este...Ads pala

Kinawiwilihang maglaro ng "cowboy" ang mga batang lalaki. At higit na kinagigiliwan nilang gamitin sa paglalarong ito ay isang laruang baril na may anim na putok; ang RANGER TOY PISTOL. Matibay at maaasahan, ang RANGER ay tiyak na masgugustuhan ng mga batang lalaki.

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Bathtub Madonna

Eto lang po ang Bathtub Madonna dito sa aming neck of the woods, I'm sure madami yan sa dito sa Boston kasi nga lamang dito ang mga Irish at Italian Catholic. Balak kong mag-start ng bathtub Mama Mary series dito sa My Pinoy Humor Blog.

Teka minute ano nga ba yang bathtub Madonna? Well ang sabida ng Wiki eh "A bathtub Madonna, bathtub Mary, or bathtub shrine is an artificial grotto containing a statue of the Blessed Virgin Mary, constructed by upending an old bathtub and burying one end. It is a form of yard shrine. The inside of the tub is frequently painted a light blue color."

Pinoy 3D Photo: Dalawang Magtutuba

3D animation from an old Manila stereoscope photo

MassArt’s Wearable Art

Wearable Art is a collection of 30 creative designs, including non-textiles, contemporary daywear, elegant eveningwear and expertly tailored coats produced by MassArt fashion students. The exhibit will be highlighted today by Burlington Mall’s second annual Simon Fashion Now event.

MassArt’s Jayne Avery explains, “The students and I can’t wait to fit traffic cones, 3-D glasses, molded vinyl records and more on our special models. No one is expecting silk charmeuse or duchess satin – it’s all recycled, sustainable, eco-friendly wearable art!”

Wear your favorite vinyls to your parties and you'll definitely be the one-hit wonder!

And when you need to look like one of your favorite Dancing with Stars, this is the easiest way to look like one -be sure to have enough elastics for your eye-popping number.

How about showing your eco-conciousness by wearing your latte cups to go? That's hot.

Pinoy Fake Paintings Kuno

'Lam naman ninyo na puro quick & dirty ang mga photo effects natin. Bilibid or not puro daya ang photoshop naten. I don't spend more than 5 minutes per picture, kung sisilipin maigi eh maraming mali at medyo balbon. Kaya nga panalo itong bundle software na Corel Painter Essential 4 kasamang libre dito sa Wacom Bamboo tablet natin. Toits po ang sample on how to transform your photo into a Pinoy fake paintings kuno. Just a few clicks, konting stroke ng pen ayan presto! Mabini painting na, pwedeng ibenta sa ilalim ng tulay ng Quiapo. Nasa ibaba po yung original photo ni Picabo (our pom) at pumpkins sa me kanto namin.

Unboxing the Wacom Bamboo Pen & Touch Tablet

Just got in, medyo busy po tayo. Bumigay na yung old Wacom tablet naten, kaya heto ang unboxing & video of Wacom Bamboo Pen & Touch na dinayo pa sa New Hampshire. (wala kasing sales tax doon). Abangan ang review at sample ng Bamboo Fun Tablet sa next post po natin.

Pinoy Soap Opera

Amoy Paa Beauty Soap atsaka Kaskas Whitening Soap - Pampaputi ng kilikili, singit, alak-alakan at betlog.

Perya: Karera ng Daga este Pig pala.

Bring home the bacon! Kung me karera ng daga at lip sinking este syncing bading sa perya sa Pinas, eh dito po naman ay may karera ng baboy. Simple lang po, i-shot ang bola sa butas, mas malapit sa gitna ang bola mas aabante ang inyung baboy. Ang premyo? Cute na baboy o stuffed animals na garantisadong made in China! O sali na!


Hala taya! taya! taya sa mandaraya! Bring home the baboy!

Pinoy Urban Legend: Mermaid found in Cebu (reloaded)

Oh no! Sirena, Shokoy found in Cebu ulet. Na post na po natin ito noong January 9, 2007 pa. Umikot na rin ito sa sa mga pinoy forums at email. Since long weekend ngayon at medyo tinatamad tayo, heto po ulet ang ating "Pinoy Urban Legend: Mermaid or Merman found in Cebu agen." Happy Columbus Day!

Live Lobsters and Crab Cakes

Hindi kumpleto ang pasyal ninyo sa Beantown kung walang lobster dinner or tikim maski na isang mini crab cakes man lang. Panalo din ang McDonald's Lobster rolls ($5) dito pag summer. Masarap iterno sa New England Clam Chowder na made with fresh clams. Puwedeng din bumili ng live lobsters sa Logan Airport, pasalubong ready to go. You can also order it online sa James Hook & Company. Paki google na lang po.

Doon sa mga ayaw magluto (mag torture) ng lobster, nandiyan ang Legal Seafoods, sabi nga, if it isn't fresh, it isn't Legal! Or any mom and pop seafood joint dito sa Bahstun o sa Maine and New Hampshire. Mura din po ang Fish and Chips sa Kellys. Fresh North Atlantic white fish, fried crisp outside, tender inside, served with french fries, onion rings and a side of Kelly's own tartar sauce, ten bucks lang po yan. Uyy medyo naglalaway na ako, teka minute meron pa ba tayong fishballs o squid balls sa fridge?

Pinoy Exclusive Ulet: Sa Likod ng Behind the Scene ng "The Making of Apl.De.Ap's Take Me To The Philippines Music Video" (hingalll... haba naman)

"Take Me To The Philippines" is a hip hop music video promoting Philippine Tourism. It is a collaboration with MTV Asia, Philippines Tourism Secretary Ace Durano, We Are Royal Production and Black Eyed Peas’ member Apl.De.Ap. Here are some behind the scene production photos by we are royale. The video was directed by Jayson Whitmore and Brien Holman. You can download it here.

Take Me To The Philippines Lyrics

I'll take you to the Philippines (Whoa)

I'll take you to the Philippines (Hey)

I'll take you to the Philippines

(Take it back, Take it back, Take it back)

(We can go there... We can go there)

Jump on a plane, pro'ly jump on a train

Just you and me yeah just you and me

I can take you where I come from right

Where the water's so warm with the sunlight

Shine all day, Really shine all night

Ma I like you, Yeah I like you

She shine al day all night too

I could be your boyfriend, I could wife you

Let me take you to the place where I come from

Take you to my hometown cause i wantcha

Where it rains all day no thunda

Let me take to my land Pampanga

I'll take you to the Philippines

I'll take you to the Philippines

I'll take you to the Philippines

(Take it back, Take it back, Take it back)

(We can go there... We can go there)

From the hut to the villa

We can get illa', In Manila

Straight to the island

Water so warm, You can just dive in

Take you all the places I've been

Jeepney roller, You can just ride in

Everybody's workin', They survivin'

They want peace, No more fightin'

Wanna see the world

Don't be surprised when...

I'll take you to the Philippines I'll take you to the Philippines

I'll take you to the Philippines

(Take it back, Take it back, Take it back)

(We can go there... We can go there)

Pinoy Exclusive: Moon Bombing Photo

Dalawang beses binomba ng NASA ang buwan para malaman kung merong tubig o yelong nakatago sa ilalim ng buwan. But the big live public splash people anticipated didn't quite happen. Screens got fuzz and no immediate pictures of the crash or the six-mile plume of lunar dust were seen. Buti na lang meron akong very powerfool telescope, kaya heto exclusive dito lang sa Pinoy Humor ang the one en onli image ng actual impact.

Happy 57th Birthday Lolo Barcode!

May I wonder ba kayo kung baket naging barcode ang logo ng Google today? Huwag kang maligalig Bebang, 57th birthday kasi ngayon ng barcode na inimbento nina Bernard Silver at Joseph Woodland. Kaya nga kung delatang mais ang My Pinoy Humor Blog eh eto ang barcode naten sa checkout ng inyung suking Mall-lengke.

Make your own Barcode here

Airlines Food Fight! (reloaded) Laban Ka?

Kala ko pulboron yung butter.Teka minute mai-bulsa nga itong salt & pepper, pasalubong ke Inang. Ayuz din itong life vest para ke tatay.


Hindeee ko po type! Wala akong kilala. Teka minute, sarappp pala neto!

 

Anobayannn! Bitin, walang kanin atsaka libreng sabaw. Buti na lang me baon akong hopya.





Talagang kailangan um-Alpella, kulang sa asukal yung spaghetti!


Uyyy! lobster! At ang daming pwedeng ibulsa.

Panalo ang PINOY!

Doon po sa mga high blood pwede nating palitan yung itlog na maalat ng low sodium Kwek-Kwek or Tukneneng.