Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Monday, June 29, 2009

Oh no! The King of infomercials is dead.




What the heck is going on? It's been a terrible month for celebrity deaths. From Farrah Fawcett, David Carradine, Ed McMahon to Michael Jackson and now the Billy Mays, the king of infomercials. Who's next... the ShamWow Guy?

Pinoy Miniature Model, Tilt & Shift Lens Effect



My first attempt at fake miniature model, tilt & shift lens pa-effect. Pinitik ni Paulding sa TriNoma Mall sa me Edsa yata ito noong 2007.


Sunday, June 28, 2009

Pinoy Sunday Jazz, Rock and Reggae


Sarung Banggi

Isang gabing, maliwanag

Ako’y naghihintay sa aking magandang dilag
Namamanglaw ang puso ko at ang diwa ko lagi nang nangangarap

Malasin mo giliw ang saksi ng aking pgmamahal
Bituing nagniningning kislap ng tala’t liwanag ng buwan
Ang siyang nagsasabing ang pag-ibig ko’y sadyang tunay
Aray gabi ang panaginip ko’y ikaw


Saturday, June 27, 2009

Pirated DVD of Michael Jackson

Tumigil mag-tweet ang tweeter, nagka-gago-goggle ang lintek na google, samantalang nag-yahoooo ang yahoo, nilangaw ang yehey at meron ding nagoyong pumunta sa paulding.blogspot! Number one sa iTunes ang mga kantas/albums ni Gloved one with brown stains sa pointer finger. Ubos sa Amazon at local bookstores ang CD at DVD ni Ate Michael. But, pero, ngunet, sulabit tumabo ng limpak-limpak na pera ang mga pirata! Sa Somalia? Hindeee...sa Quiapo po!

Friday, June 26, 2009

Heeeeere's David, Ed, Neda, Farrah and Michael!



R.I.P.
David Carradine
Ed McMahon
Neda Agah-Soltan
Farrah Fawcett
Michael Joseph Jackson

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Monday, June 22, 2009

She's Fashionably Late?

MANILA, Philippines—Beauty doctor Vicki Belo arrived late Friday at the first preliminary hearing of the criminal complaint filed against her, her boyfriend cosmetic surgeon Hayden Kho and three others.

Bello, together with her lawyer Adel Tamano, went straight to the office of Olongapo City Prosecutor Emelie Fe Delos Santos, head of the Department of Justice panel of investigators handling actress Katrina Halili’s complaint, and submitted her counter-affidavit.

Belo also submitted affidavits of her witnesses Rolly Canonoy, Erwin Serrano and Jacklyn Theng.

Tamano said Belo denied being behind the uploading on the Internet of the sex video of Halili and Kho.

This as he said one of their witnesses saw Eric Johnston Chua as the one who uploaded the video.

Belo arrived at the DoJ around 20-minutes after fellow respondents Kho and Halili left.


Sunday, June 21, 2009

Evil's Son Spending Less for Father's Day


The National Retail Federation says Americans are spending an average of $90.89 on gifts for dad, which is down from $94.54 last year. Shoppers are expected to spend the most on dinners or a sporting event, followed by clothing, gift cards and electronics.


Saturday, June 20, 2009

Friday, June 19, 2009

Pinoy Magazine Stand


We subscribe to about 20 magz at medyo hirap sa buhat yung overweight kong kartero sa pag deliver. Agen panalo ang spread ni Bruno aka Borat aka Sacha Baron Cohen sa GQ magz. Pero, ngunit, sulabit mas panalo yung Pinoy Magazine nina Bertha sa ibaba.



Thursday, June 18, 2009

Maligayang Kaarawan Ka Pepe




Si Gat Jose Rizal ay ang pambansang bayani ng Pilipinas, isinilang noong ika 19 ng Hunyo ng taong 1861, sa bayan ng Calamba, Laguna.



Tuesday, June 16, 2009

DAUGHTERS OF SATAN


Before Tom Selleck became the iconic Magnum PI, his first starring role was a film made in 1971 and shot in Manila titled "The Daughters of Satan". Also starring Barra Grant,Tani Phelps, Paraluman, Vic Diaz, Vic Silayan, Gina Laforteza, Paquito Salcedo, Bobby Greenwood, Chito Reyes and Ben Rubio . This film was able to capture Manila street scenes in the early 70"s, so grab your soda and popcorn kids, and take a nostalgic trip back to Manila 1970's era.












Monday, June 15, 2009

Ya Mon Jerk ur Chicken

Wha gwan on mon? Ah chicken 'n pork jerk stand.


Wanti wanti? Getti getti!


Me no need hairnet mon.

Jerk is a style of cooking native to Jamaica in which meats are dry-rubbed with a very hot spice mixture called Jamaican jerk spice. Jerk seasoning is traditionally applied to pork and goat. Modern recipes also apply Jerk spice mixes to chicken, fish, beef, sausage, and tofu. Jerk seasoning principally relies upon two items: allspice (called "pimento" in Jamaica) and Scotch bonnet peppers (among the hottest peppers on the Scoville scale). Other ingredients include cloves, cinnamon, scallions, nutmeg, thyme, garlic.

Jerk chicken, pork, or fish is said to be at its best when barbecued over aromatic wood charcoal or briquettes. The wood ("pimento wood"), berries, and leaves of the allspice plant among the coals contribute to jerk's distinctive flavor. [wiki]

Pinoy Jerk ur Kabayo

Saturday, June 13, 2009

Ang Dalagang Pilipina Noon at Ngayon

Dalagang Pilipina

Ang dalagang Pilipina

J. Santos - composer
Jose Corazon de Jesus - Lyricist

Ang dalagang Pilipina, parang tala sa umaga
Kung tanawin ay nakaliligaya
May ningning na tangi at dakilang ganda
Maging sa ugali, maging kumilos
mayumi, mahinhin, mabini ang lahat ng ayos
Malinis ang puso maging sa pag-irog
may tibay at tining ng loob

Bulaklak na tanging marilag,
ang bango
ay humahalimuyak
Sa mundo'y dakilang panghiyas,
pang-aliw sa pusong may hirap.
Batis ng ligaya at galak,
hantungan ng
madlang pangarap.
Iyan ang dalagang Pilipina, karapat-dapat
sa isang tunay na pagsinta.

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Ang dalagang Pinay ngayon,
pirming binibidyo ng selpon.


Thursday, June 11, 2009

How To Get Six Pack Abs


tags: How to get six pack abs, abs of steel, pinoy humor

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Meryenda ng Batang Pinoy

Flower Candies


Mini Barbeque

Mini Pancakes


Pineapple Juice to go!

Mga meryenda, sitserya, naks na snacks, sumasalubong sa gutom na batang pinoy paglabas sa gate ng escuela sa kalakhang Maynila.

Monday, June 8, 2009

Arthur and Friends




Arthur and Friends exhibits uses imaginative settings to put you inside Marc Brown’s beloved books and the popular television series produced by WGBH-TV Boston. Familiar characters – Arthur, Binky, Buster, and D.W. – come to life as kids read, write, and role play in their favorite storybook scenes: The Read Family Kitchen, Mr. Ratburn’s Classroom, and the Backyard Sleepover. Be the co-pilot on a cross-country plane trip with Buster or see yourself on screen with Arthur and his buddies. The fun continues on the Museum’s KidStage with an interactive Arthur show. Visit Arthur and Friends at the Boston Children's Museum.

Sunday, June 7, 2009

Pinoy Product Endorsement


Try Dr. Hayden Kho's Penis Enlargement Vascular Dialator Pills.

Saturday, June 6, 2009

Friday, June 5, 2009