Mr. T in now the new spokesperson for AIG.
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
We interrupt this blog to bring you an important message to US taxpayers from AIG.
Mr. T in now the new spokesperson for AIG.
Monday, March 30, 2009
Don't ERASE my name Bro!
Masarap maka-receive ng email na ang original source o piktyurs ay sa iyo galing. Marami din original na My Pinoy Humor Blog post na kinopya ng ibang bloggers at umikot sa pinoy blogosphere at email. Well I just got this email from a prend, ang titol ay "Asia's Women of Distinction". Huwaw! Binura po ang name naten! Huwag naman. Meron ding nag-post ng paulding.blogspot photos na matapos nating abisuhan ay hindi man lang kinorek yung entry nila. Huwaw! Ang kapal!
Katuwaan lang pong itong "My Pinoy Humor Blog". Pangkiliti sa inyung funny bones at iba pang maselang parte ng inyung katawan. Give credit where credit is due. Yun lang.
Original Mole of Asia Photo
Sunday, March 29, 2009
Saturday, March 28, 2009
EARTH HOUR
THIS SATURDAY 28 MARCH AT 8.30PM YOU CAN VOTE EARTH BY SWITCHING OFF YOUR LIGHTS FOR ONE HOUR.
www.earthhour.org
Friday, March 27, 2009
Thursday, March 26, 2009
Pinoy Beatles Memorabilia
In the 60's, only in the Philippines can you buy Beatles Pomade, Beatles Paste, Beatles Mothballs and Beatles 78 rpm records. Luckily, you can still buy these Pinoy Beatles Memorabilia today on eBay Philippines.
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Pinoy Twilight DVD Promo
Buy our Twilight Special Edition DVD and get a free Goldilocks Pinoydeli Diniguan with puto. O take a bite na!
Available only at our Pinoy Dibidi branch sa pagbaba ng Quezon bridge sa may bandang kaliwa.
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Alisbayan Blues (reloaded)
Pinoys board flight, forget toddler at airport on their first day in Canada
The boy's father, Jun Parreno, said the family had just immigrated to Canada from the Philippines. They were catching a connecting flight to Winnipeg and were running late because they had to unpack and re-pack all their bags.
The boy's father, Jun Parreno, said the family had just immigrated to Canada from the Philippines. They were catching a connecting flight to Winnipeg and were running late because they had to unpack and re-pack all their bags.
Kala ko kala nya. Parreno thought his son, J.M., was with his wife and the boy's grandparents, who were running ahead of him. Meanwhile, they thought he had the 23-month-old.
The family members were sitting in separate sections of the plane, and had no idea their son was wandering around Vancouver airport alone between the security checkpoint and the gates.
A security guard in Vancouver airport found the boy, Air Canada spokeswoman Angela Mah said because the boy is so young, he didn't have a boarding pass because he would be seated on someone's lap.
Air Canada hadn't received any panicked calls about a missing child from anyone on board any of the morning's flights.
"We eventually determined who his parents might be - they would be from the Philippines - and the flight crew talked to them," Mah said.
When the flight landed in Winnipeg, the airline put the child's father aboard a flight to Vancouver to retrieve the child.
The family members were sitting in separate sections of the plane, and had no idea their son was wandering around Vancouver airport alone between the security checkpoint and the gates.
A security guard in Vancouver airport found the boy, Air Canada spokeswoman Angela Mah said because the boy is so young, he didn't have a boarding pass because he would be seated on someone's lap.
Air Canada hadn't received any panicked calls about a missing child from anyone on board any of the morning's flights.
"We eventually determined who his parents might be - they would be from the Philippines - and the flight crew talked to them," Mah said.
When the flight landed in Winnipeg, the airline put the child's father aboard a flight to Vancouver to retrieve the child.
Monday, March 23, 2009
Sunday, March 22, 2009
Saturday, March 21, 2009
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Reportedly said to Prince Charles when she first met him in 1970
More Pinoy Humor Here
I cured my yellow teeth.
Friday, March 20, 2009
Sweet Revenge!
What’s the difference between Investment Bankers and Pigeons?
The Pigeons are still capable of making deposits on new BMWs.
Thursday, March 19, 2009
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Joaquin Phoenix - As Seen on TV
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
Happy Green Day!
Happy St. Patrick's Day. Everyone's wearing green today. You know where you're not seeing any green? Wall Street.
Monday, March 16, 2009
Sunday, March 15, 2009
Saturday, March 14, 2009
Happy 3.14159265358979323846264 Day!
March 14, the third month and the fourteenth day, forms an approximation of Pi when written as 3-14 or 3.14. On this day, many mathematics enthusiasts will celebrate the beloved number Pi. Happy 3.14159265358979323846264 to you!
Friday, March 13, 2009
Thursday, March 12, 2009
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
Recession Antidote
Uyyy! Nawili sa libre. Kung medyo apektado ang weekend date ninyo, meron maman jan na mas mura kesa sa under $15 bucks meal ng Outback Steakhouse. Kaya maski na matumal ang mga fancy resto eh booming naman ang stocks ng Mcdo. Humm... pauso ko kaya ang fishball dito.
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
OtsoMom
NutsoMomHey, have you heard of the octomom breakfast special?
Yeah it comes with 8 eggs No sausage and the guy next you pays for it.
Monday, March 9, 2009
Hip Hop Jewelry, Iced Out Jewelry, Bling-Bling and HipHop Grillz
Everywhere you look these days, the recession seem to have taken the most headlines; from home foreclosures to jewelry. Who knew that your collection of 80's gold and silver Bling-bling will come in handy for the rainy days ahead (like nowadays) and help ends meet while looking for work? Keep looking for your other sellable stuff, because it looks like the recession will still be hanging around for some time.
Sunday, March 8, 2009
Spring Forward
A Short History of daylight-saving time.
1784: Ben Franklin floats idea of daylight-saving time during his time in Paris.
1907: London builder William Willett is the first to seriously push the concept in a pamphlet titled "The Waste of Daylight." His plan: Advance clocks by 20 minutes each Sunday in April, roll them back by 20 minutes each Sunday in September.
1916: To conserve fuel during World War I, Germany and Austria become the first nations to adopt daylight-saving time.
1918: The United States gets daylight time fever. Congress approves the measure on March 19; it goes into effect 12 days later, on the 31st.
1919: Still a largely agrarian society of early risers, the United States dumps daylight time shortly after World War I ends.
1942: President Franklin Roosevelt revives "War Time" at the start of World War II.
1945: War ends, so does War Time. The option of keeping daylight time is left open to local jurisdictions. This creates a hodge-podge of time zones; according to the Web site WebExhibits.org, at one point the 35-mile drive between Moundsville, W.Va., and Steubenville, Ohio, required seven time changes.
1966: Congress creates a uniform - more or less - daylight time for the United States. States are given the choice of opting out.
1974: In response to Arab oil embargo and resulting fuel crisis, the daylight-saving time Energy Act is passed, pumping clocks ahead by an hour for a 15-month period running from Jan. 6 to April 27, 1975.
1986: Law is passed to begin daylight-saving time at 2 a.m. the first Sunday of April and end it at 2 a.m. the last Sunday of October.
2005: Energy Policy Act of 2005 extends daylight-saving time by four weeks beginning in 2007.
2007: New, extended daylight-saving time went into effect.
Did You Know
- It's daylight-saving time, not daylight savings time.
- A U.S. Department of Transportation study found that daylight-saving time cuts electricity usage nationwide by about 1 percent a day.
- About 70 countries worldwide observe daylight-saving time. The only major industrialized nations that don't: Japan, India and China.
- In 1999, a terrorist attack on Israel's West Bank was thwarted when the terrorists failed to take into account the switch back to standard time. The bomb went off an hour early, killing only the terrorists.
- Data shows violent crime is down 10 percent to 13 percent during daylight-saving time than standard times, according to a study from the U.S. Law Enforcement Assistance Administration.
- Passengers on Amtrak during the traditional "fall back" might experience a delay. Trains cannot leave a station before their scheduled time, so in early November trains will stop at 2 a.m. and wait an hour before resuming. In the spring, trains become an hour behind schedule when time leaps forward an hour, but they keep running to try to make up the difference.
- Daylight-saving time is not observed in Hawaii, American Samoa, Guam, Puerto Rico, the Virgin Islands and Arizona (except Arizona's Navajo Nation, which does observe the time change).
Saturday, March 7, 2009
Friday, March 6, 2009
Back to the Future - 2019
Microsoft unveiled the latest vision video from their Microsoft Office Labs called 2019. The video shows an array examples of how current prototypes may evolve in the years ahead within the worlds of education, health care and beyond.
Thursday, March 5, 2009
What if They Mated
Boy Abunda + Gloria Macapagal Arroyo = Mikey Abunda?
Or Bathala forbid, she went to to the wrong cosmetic surgeon.
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
Binagoongan Baboy (reloaded)
1 lb. pork, cut into pieces
* I usually use pork belly which has ample fat
1/4 cup oil4 to 6 cloves of garlic, crushed
1 onion, sliced thinly
1 large tomato, diced
1/2 cup bagoong
1/2 cup vinegar
2 cups water
Heat oil in frying pan and fry the sliced pork til brown. Sauté garlic, onions and tomatoes after pork has browned.
Add the rest of the ingredients and let simmer until pork is tender. Do not forget to let the pot boil before stirring after you've added the vinegar. Let the pot simmer to let the flavors seep in.
Pinay New Yorker suggests:
You might want to try adding half a cup of sun-dried tomatoes for a twist. The tangy chewy bits go well with bagoong.
Kung hindi pa kayo high blood, pwede ding haluan ng isang sandok nito.
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
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Monday, March 2, 2009
Sunday, March 1, 2009
McDedo
McDonald's CEO Dies of Apparent Heart Attack
McDonald's names Charlie Bell as CEO and president after CEO Jim Cantalupo dies of an apparent heart attack during a convention of McDonald's franchisees. Cantalupo came out of retirement to re-focus McDonald's on customer service and new menu items rather than rapid expansion of the restaurant chain. Bell is expected to maintain that strategy. NPR's Matt Hackworth reports.
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