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David Letterman's Top Ten Ways Rod Blagojevich Can Improve His Image

10. Star in new television series, "America's Funniest Haircuts."

9. Quit politics and become a fat, lovable mall cop.

8. Start pronouncing last name with Jerry Lewis-like "BLAGOOOOYYYYYJEVICH."

7. Offer a senate seat with no money down, zero percent interest.

6. Team up with John Malkovich and Erin Brockovich for hot Malkovich-Brockovich-Blagojevich sex tape.

5. Change his name to Barod Obamavich.

4. Safely land an Airbus on the Hudson River.

3. I don't know ... how about showing up for his impeachment trial?

2. Wear sexy dresses, high heels and say, "You Betcha!" a lot.

1. Uhhh...resign?

The Greatest Pinoy Loveteam of All Time!

Da Best of Pinoy's Name Dat Tune

Ano Tongkantangtong? Hala hula-hula sa mandaraya.

De Kotsilyo de Almasen.

Goodness! Gracious! Great...

You'd be like heaven to touch.

I'm going home to my city by the bay.

Put your glad rags on and join me hon'

My heart's beatin' rhythm and my soul keeps a-singin' the blues.

The piper's calling you to join him.

In other words, I love you Weng-weng.

You dance, you can jive.

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HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!

OFW Fired for Washing his Bum Instead of Using Toilet Paper

Si Amador Bernabe, 43, isang machine operator sa Australia ay sinibak ng kanyang bisor dahil sa kanyang paghuhugas ng puwet at hindi paggamit ng toilet paper. Basahin ang balita mula sa Townsville Bulletin sa ibaba.

Townsville toilet row – man sacked over bathroom habits

Lendl Ryan
January 24th, 2009

A TOWNSVILLE man has been sacked for `un-Australian' toilet habits.

Amador Bernabe, 43, uses water to clean himself instead of toilet paper.

Mr Bernabe, a machine operator on a working visa from the Philippines, said it was his culture.

But on Thursday he got the shock of his life when his foreman followed him into the toilet questioning his toilet hygiene.

Mr Bernabe said his employer Townsville Engineering Industries (TEI) sacked him yesterday for not going to the toilet the Australian way.

Read full story here

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Restaurant Names That Sound Dirty in Tagalog But Aren't

Le Titi De Paris

POK POK Restaurant, Portland, Oregon


Pok-e-Jo's Smokehouse, Austin, Texas

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Ang Kwek-Kwek Atsaka Tokneneng

Ang kwek-kwek ay nilagang itlog o penoy na binalot sa orange-tinted batter tas deep fried. Tas yung tokneneng naman ay nilagang itlog pugo dip in orange batter din, prinito ulet enden sinasawsaw sa suka may bawang, sili at sibuyas. Uyy nangangasim ka noh? Pwede ding sweet and sour sauce Ito lang ang hindi ko tinikman noong huling uwi ko saten. Kung gusto ninyong tikman, heto po ang video ng pagluto ng kwek2 & tokneneng.

video by dlscsbshrim

Pinoys Celebrates Obama's Inauguration at the National Mall

Hanapin ang mga Pinoy.

Barack Obama is now the 44th president of the United States. As you know, we have never had an African-American president. We've had a Dutch-American president; we've had an Irish-American president; we've even had an incompetent American president. But never an African-American. - leno

Good Luck Mr. President!

He Shoots and for the sake of our country let's all hope he scores.

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Pussy Juice

Pussy Juice is unique. It is made with a blend of fresh white grape juice from Southern Italy, pressed Mexican limes and lightly carbonated water.

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Good Riddance Bush!

2 Days to Go and Counting

President Bush has asked all the major networks for 15 minutes of air time on Thursday to give his farewell speech to the nation. Well, the White House says he's going to use part of the time to list his accomplishments. No word yet what he's going to do with the other 14 minutes. - Leno

A Butt-Load of Toilet Humor

butt flies photos via email, teng-Q pogz

Cause-and-Effect Analysis

Her First Major Product Endorsement

It's Done! Get Over It!

Just a friendly reminder folks, tapos na ang kapaskuhan. Iligpit, itago, sinupin na ang mga Christmas Decor ninyo. May mga ilang bahay din dito ng Italyano na eternal ang Christmas decoration sa bahay with matching plastic covered sofa and carpet runner. For the love of Baby Christ, the season is over! Move on to other holidays.

George W. Bush's legacy

The Best of Pinoy Humor Signs

Kailangan pa bang i-memorized yan.


Isyut mo Dodong!


Out of jurisdiction na yan Chairman BF.


Sorry na lang Leonardo, Robert atsaka Dustin.


Uyyy ibang klaseng tapa. Katabi po ito sumabog sa Glorieta Mall, Makati noong umuwi ako saten.


Higpit naman.


Bang hard!

Mahiyaing mahinhin po talaga si Bertha!

[original billboard photo by Sidney Snoeck]